call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Feb 21, 2005 06:51

I remember reading Fear and Loathing when I was a kid and losing my head. Because I liked the Beats but they didn't sing, not like I was told they would, but here was a guy that said something I understood in a language I didn't need any literary criticism to interpret. He was totally fucked in the head and acknowledged it, and not knowing the ( Read more... )

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e_dushku February 21 2005, 11:56:46 UTC
Good morning Rory Cochrane.

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rorycochrane February 21 2005, 12:07:56 UTC
Does it count if I haven't been to bed yet?

Good morning, Eliza Dushku.

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e_dushku February 21 2005, 12:26:00 UTC
I hope so because I'm in the same boat.

What did you do last night?

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rorycochrane February 21 2005, 12:28:40 UTC
Drank way too much coffee and wrote lousy poetry. You?

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e_dushku February 21 2005, 12:31:51 UTC
Watched terrible movies on Lifetime and HBO before getting laid and finding myself too wired to sleep.

Lousy poetry is fun, I saw you on television the other day. You didn't clean your gun.

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rorycochrane February 21 2005, 12:48:57 UTC
What a lousy way to kill me off, huh? Sigh, that show.

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e_dushku February 21 2005, 12:50:45 UTC
If it matters I liked your character better than anyone else's.

Oh, I also spent the morning writing a thesis on the importance of equal opportunity ryan adamses. Christ, I think I should probably hit the sack.

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rorycochrane February 21 2005, 12:53:21 UTC
The show was so awful. I'd trashed it enough by the time they let me out of my contract I guess I didn't have any right to expect a better offing.

I'm not heavily invested either way, I'm pretty sure neither's going to acknowledge tearing my heart out of my chest and eating it while I watched or anything, but I had a dream once where two Ryans made out. That's probably not going to happen so I'm thinking mudwrestling or just letting the masses decide may be the best alternative. But way to be industrious, I'd love to read it.

I just now realized you said you'd gotten laid and I'm incredibly jealous now. Thank you KINDLY.

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e_dushku February 21 2005, 12:56:20 UTC
Ha, then head on over to welcome_wagon. I'm the one chick in the comments about 28 down. I'm not either, invested I mean, it was just something to do. One of those random bandwagon causes that made me feel like I, Eliza Dushku, for one moment made a difference.

You're welcome. Though it's kind of common practice as well as common knowledge that's an every night thing for me. You too can get laid at least once nightly, you're Rory Cochrane.

And I bet they'd make out for you if you asked nicely.

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rorycochrane February 21 2005, 12:59:10 UTC
Oh, Eliza Dushku, you might just have made me blush. You are far too kind and I'm afraid the days of women waiting to score with Lucas are long since gone. Ah, me.

Fine, if I ask nicely and die trying I hope you'll at least write up a nice eulogy for me.

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e_dushku February 21 2005, 13:02:09 UTC
Hey if I were single, I'd totally hit that. I can see it now, you with your couch cushion and me writhing in ecstasy. Or something.

Oh, alright I'll start practicing today.

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rorycochrane February 21 2005, 13:03:34 UTC
I'm going to go take a cold shower now.

Go to bed, you.

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e_dushku February 21 2005, 13:05:15 UTC
I'm trying but Michelle just commented about how she loves me a little and it got me all excited.

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g_gershon February 21 2005, 15:08:58 UTC
I've told you thirteen thousand times in the past thirteen hours - that poetry wasn't lousy.

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