desperate housewives 6.21 picspam (gaby,carlos,mike,susan)
Mike: So, you and Carlos have any big plans for the summer? Taking any trips?
Gaby: *bursts into tears*
Mike: ...Gaby?
Gaby: *weeps* I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Mike: Look if you need to talk... Susan is in the other room. *chuckles*
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Susan: You know, Carlos, I never noticed before... you have a really veiny forehead.
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Mike: Hey buddy, we've got a little bit of a problem.
Carlos: No kidding.
Mike: Wait, you know? Or did Gaby say something?
Carlos: Nooo, I've heard it all from Susan!
Mike: Oh. Well, it's not surprising those two would talk... but luckily it's not true.
Carlos: Oh c'mon Mike, let's stop the lies. It is true and we both know it.
Mike: ...It is?!
Carlos: Don't act surprise... GOD! This whole thing was a mistake, I never should have written that check.
Mike: ...Did you pay for it?! Oh, man...
Susan: You want some meatballs, Carlos? I've got two nice, big ones for you right here.
Carlos: Nope. I'm fine.
Gaby: I saw that.
Carlos: Saw what?
Gaby: You, leering at Susan's breasts.
Carlos: I was looking at the pasta. Susan's breasts just happened to be hovering nearby.
Susan: Gaby, leave Carlos alone.
Gaby: Oh my God. It's you.
Susan: Excuse me?
Gaby: You're the one Carlos is having an affair with.
Carlos: What?!
Mike: What?!
Gaby: Makes perfect sense. That's why there were all those phone calls to this house from his cell phone.
Carlos: You looked at my cell phone?
Gaby: Yes, and thank God I did. [to Susan] Whore! Shamelessly shoving your meatballs in my husband's face!
Susan: There was no shoving. Sometimes they spontaneously heave.
Carlos: Have you lost your mind? I am not having an affair with Susan. Mike, you believe me, right?
Mike: Yeah...! ...I guess. It’s just... why are you calling over here all the time?
Carlos: I'm not! I always call your cell! Susan, say something.
Susan: Forget it, Carlos. We might as well confess.
Carlos: Confess what?!
Susan: [to Mike] You wouldn't take my money when you were in trouble, and, well, I’ve always known that Carlos had a thing for me, so I told him that I would sleep with him if he would loan you money.
Gaby: *gasps*
Mike: You son of a bitch!
Carlos: I didn’t touch her.
In between Mike's shocked expressions and Gaby's gasp after Susan 'confesses' i don't know which kills me the most every time i go back to rewatch. This was just golden. lmao.