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[rory_harman]

A little girl on a PowerWheels rolls down the hill towards me.

Little girl: Are you a boy?
Rory: Uhh... Yes?
Little Girl: Do you have any kids?
Rory: Uh.... No.
Little Girl: Where's the mommy?
Rory: What?
Little Girl: Where's the mommy?
Rory... Uh... There IS no mommy?
Little Girl. Oh. Okay.... I'm not allowed to go past those two trees.
Rory: Hmm.. You probably aught to go back then. You're getting mighty close to those trees.