Free pets
Anyone want a giant african land snail? My sister had a couple when she was younger, and they were quite funky. Ah, good times, I used to ride on their back to school, and have wacky adventures fighting bad guys.
Wait, no, that was the Neverending Story.
Anyway yeah, someone at work's got some babies, and is looking for a good home for them. They're surprisingly good pets, quite cute, enjoy being handled, and are easy to look after; they only need a small tank, a bit of lettuce, and the occasional cuttlefish.
For the record, milk is not a suitable alternative for cuttlefish, as it's poisonous to them. Also, while you can put their tank in the fridge so they hibernate, if you're going away on holiday for a couple of weeks, the freezer doesn't work so well. My sister is dumb.