HOW THE HELL IS IT POSSIBLE THAT NO ONE'S POSTED ABOUT THIS YET?!?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIA!!!!!!
YOKO AND I MADE YOU A CAKE AND WE'VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF GAMES PLANNED OUT FOR YOU!!! SINCE YOU'VE NEVER HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY, WE'RE GIVING YOU ONE, DAI GURREN STYLE!!!!! AND YOKO AND I EVEN GOT YOU A PRESENT!!!!
YOKO AND I FIGURED YOU WERE PROBABLY GETTING A LITTLE LONELY SINCE SIMON IS ALWAYS SO BUSY, SO WE GOT YOU A KITTEN!!! WE'RE SURE YOU'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE LITTLE GUY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIA!!!!