In case you were wondering.

[rorofightdapowa]

Here's my Christmas haul:

12 plates of stale cookies
11 stitches
10 icy roofs
9 STILL LIT FIREPLACES FUCKING SHIT
8 glasses of SOY MILK FUCK THAT SHIT
7 tripped security alarms
6 potential lawsuits
5 BROOOOKEN RIIIIIIBS
4 dog bites on the ass
3 glass ornaments to my face
2 burning Christmas trees (sorry to whoever those belonged to)
AND A HELMET TO WEAR WHEN I DO THIS SHIT NEXT YEAR.  THANK YOU YOKO.

Motherfucking shit. I'm sleeping till New Years.  Merry fucking Christmas.