[fan fiction | sasuhana]
Once again, just something done on a whim. I went to bored.com and went to their cheesy names-site and decided to incorporate it into a fan fiction.
If you're wondering why they have so many kids, it's because in a Vgift, irreverence ended with the mentioning of "eleven Uchiha brats".
Fandom: Naruto.
Pairing: Uchiha Sasuke x Hyuuga Hanabi.
Rating: PG for suggestive themes.
Neither of them knew how it started, and yet each day passed as if the act was tradition, as if it were normal. They didn't even know that they were doing it so frequently.
The first Uchiha child noticed when his father called his wife Bon-bon. He had just entered the kitchen with his hands in his pockets, shoulders slumped, although his entrance held purpose, but greeting his wife wouldn't have hurt. He recalls him murmuring ever-so passively: "Hey, Bon-bon."
That's when she called him Amazing.
The second Uchiha child became aware of it overhearing them in the master bedroom, where they snuggled on the bed and watched what seemed to be a horror movie. She must have done something that showcased her discomfort, because his father casually assured, "Nothing will happen, Cuddle Cakes."
That's when she thanked her Prince Charming.
The third Uchiha child was not so lucky. Her first time was also through passing by the master bedroom, but something didn't seem right in her father's voice when he moaned, "Oh, you're Golden."
That's when she breathed, "You're treasure."
The fourth Uchiha child didn't notice until he was nearing his double-digits, when he understood the dangers of S-ranked missions. He promised his Gumdrop that he would make it back safely.
That's when she kissed her Soldier on the lips.
The fifth Uchiha child was more observant than any of the other children. She noticed when she was at least three, and for a while she thought that her mother's name was Juliet.
She also thought that her father's name was Romeo.
The sixth Uchiha child was a lady's man, so when he heard his cool-headed father call his wife a Looker, he called all the gorgeous girls he knew the same name.
Just like his mother, they all called him a Stud.
The seventh Uchiha child noticed that it was bordering ridiculousness when, in the middle of a fight, his father threateningly yelled, "Sugar-puss!"
That's when she scoffed and muttered, "Sugar-britches."
The eighth Uchiha child was a hopeless romantic, and she couldn't help but helplessly swoon and awe when her father held his wife close and protectively on their anniversary and whispered just barely audibly in her ear, "You're my Everything."
That's when she kissed his jaw and sweetly replied, all in the same tone: "You're my World."
The ninth Uchiha child was even holding the hand of her father while his other hand was in his wife's. This was at the Hokage's wedding, when he remarked to Rokudaime, "You have a Peach of your own, now."
That's when her mother squeezed her Chicken's hand.
The tenth Uchiha child never noticed a thing, but when she called her comrades and colleagues names like Muggles and Pooh, everyone knew that it was a trait inherited by her father.
But she definitely got Pickle-head from her mother.
The eleventh Uchiha child could only see the way his father gazed down at his Sleeping Beauty.
If you're wondering why they have so many kids, it's because in a Vgift, irreverence ended with the mentioning of "eleven Uchiha brats".
Fandom: Naruto.
Pairing: Uchiha Sasuke x Hyuuga Hanabi.
Rating: PG for suggestive themes.
Neither of them knew how it started, and yet each day passed as if the act was tradition, as if it were normal. They didn't even know that they were doing it so frequently.
The first Uchiha child noticed when his father called his wife Bon-bon. He had just entered the kitchen with his hands in his pockets, shoulders slumped, although his entrance held purpose, but greeting his wife wouldn't have hurt. He recalls him murmuring ever-so passively: "Hey, Bon-bon."
That's when she called him Amazing.
The second Uchiha child became aware of it overhearing them in the master bedroom, where they snuggled on the bed and watched what seemed to be a horror movie. She must have done something that showcased her discomfort, because his father casually assured, "Nothing will happen, Cuddle Cakes."
That's when she thanked her Prince Charming.
The third Uchiha child was not so lucky. Her first time was also through passing by the master bedroom, but something didn't seem right in her father's voice when he moaned, "Oh, you're Golden."
That's when she breathed, "You're treasure."
The fourth Uchiha child didn't notice until he was nearing his double-digits, when he understood the dangers of S-ranked missions. He promised his Gumdrop that he would make it back safely.
That's when she kissed her Soldier on the lips.
The fifth Uchiha child was more observant than any of the other children. She noticed when she was at least three, and for a while she thought that her mother's name was Juliet.
She also thought that her father's name was Romeo.
The sixth Uchiha child was a lady's man, so when he heard his cool-headed father call his wife a Looker, he called all the gorgeous girls he knew the same name.
Just like his mother, they all called him a Stud.
The seventh Uchiha child noticed that it was bordering ridiculousness when, in the middle of a fight, his father threateningly yelled, "Sugar-puss!"
That's when she scoffed and muttered, "Sugar-britches."
The eighth Uchiha child was a hopeless romantic, and she couldn't help but helplessly swoon and awe when her father held his wife close and protectively on their anniversary and whispered just barely audibly in her ear, "You're my Everything."
That's when she kissed his jaw and sweetly replied, all in the same tone: "You're my World."
The ninth Uchiha child was even holding the hand of her father while his other hand was in his wife's. This was at the Hokage's wedding, when he remarked to Rokudaime, "You have a Peach of your own, now."
That's when her mother squeezed her Chicken's hand.
The tenth Uchiha child never noticed a thing, but when she called her comrades and colleagues names like Muggles and Pooh, everyone knew that it was a trait inherited by her father.
But she definitely got Pickle-head from her mother.
The eleventh Uchiha child could only see the way his father gazed down at his Sleeping Beauty.