And yet I still love him.
dad is a bad gift giver part 1
So my dad gave me a Christmas tin filled with goodies. "Look," he said. "They're non-fat!" ... and I do love Mentos.
dad is a bad gift giver part 2
The layer beneath had Hershey's Sticks, which I also love, because they are 1 delicious Weight Watchers point each. "Yeah, those aren't non-fat, though," I told my dad.
dad is a bad gift giver part 3
And then, the bottom layer is the LAYER OF EVIL. My dad knows I'm powerless to resist Cadbury Flake! and that I love a Crunchie Bar like it's nobody's business! Why does he torture me so with British chocolate?