Feb 06, 2004 01:00
OK, so I fucked on my challenge to not drink. Karma came back to me tenfold though so I got what I deserved. Let's just say I'm gonna really cool it on the drinking now...it's just turning me into a bad person and having bad consequences. I kinda let Sarah down, which I feel horrible, but that'll be the last promise to her I ever break...ever...ever ever ever...EVER!
While on the subject of Sarah, she rules, being with her is way better than being drunk or the act of drinking or thinking of drinking.
I have a business idea...you know those crappy ass Ant Farms you see when you're a kid and you just have some plastic case with ants in em. YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY WITH THEM! Well, I have the perfect solution...AN INTERACTIVE INSECT FARM! That sounds exciting huh? Well people will think so, and they'll send me money and I'll just send them a bag full of lice. You see...the farm is ON YOUR HEAD! Fucking genius ladies and gentleman.
Lastly, I'm convinced Root Beer floats will save the world. How can you be unhappy while enjoying the fine concoction of Mug rootbeer and creamy vanilla ice cream. You can't!