pining.

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George Brett once hit a homerun that the ump said didn't count because the pine tar was too high up on his bat (the ump's call was later overturned and the homerun counted). If you knew this before i mentioned it then consider yourself a.....

TRUE FAN OF BASEBALL!

If the pine tar is ever a little too high on your bat then consider yourself...

JONNY UNSTOPPABLE or ALEX SUAREZ