Well sometimes when you go to wipe your ass you get your fingers in shit.
It's been a fuck long time sine I posted on lj, so I figure I'd drop a line. This past week I hung out with three girls from chicago and came to the realization that all women aren't the evil, cold, money hungrey, dirty, heart breaking, slutty, whorish, backstabbing, stupid, blind, retarded, bitches I thought they were. But I also came to the realization, that the women who aren't like that are a dime a dozen, and have already been taken, or every mother fucker wants them so you get your shit cock blocked. Sorta like wow nerds and epic weapons. At the same time to keep any cool ass bitches like that satisfied and happy you have to have 4 essential things : the ability to fuck like a champ, money, and something your bitch can brag about to everyone, and intelligence, because you gotta be smarter than girls playing the game, or there gonna play your ass and your just gonna be like me on a saturday walking out of the pub goin where the fuck did my pay check go. so out of the 4 I have 2, which is my sex ability, and drunk blow fish spearing skills, I mean cmon ladies can your man fucking spear a blowfish drunk without his glasses? no didn't fucking think so. Anyways besides women my life is currently in a stand still, I lost my job this week dude to my mom scheduling an eye appointment, yet I still told my work a week ahead of time, I'm still late. My subs have shitted out in my car, as well as a new mysterious order that appeared from the abyss of beer cans, bottles and ciggerette packs. My father and I are cool again and I'm going to be living the weekends at my mom's house and his place during the week. other than that i'm still the same old rooster you love and hate, however this august our crew will be dimished down to probaly just myself as everyone else is going to where ever the fuck there going. I'm still waiting for my ticket how ever, and each day that passes by I wonder if my status in que of succeeding will get lower.
well this ends my update of a lonly drunk rooser's life, stay tuned however, you never know when the sun might come up and cause me to spazim out.
someone once said
It isn't until you've lost everything, that your free to do anything
Pretty sure the pengiun well tell me by tomorrow
Going to see the wedding crashers at 1:00 hopefully it'll be good, I need a good laugh, that and a BJ.
well this ends my update of a lonly drunk rooser's life, stay tuned however, you never know when the sun might come up and cause me to spazim out.
someone once said
It isn't until you've lost everything, that your free to do anything
Pretty sure the pengiun well tell me by tomorrow
Going to see the wedding crashers at 1:00 hopefully it'll be good, I need a good laugh, that and a BJ.