i love grandpas.
this is a joke my gramps told me. it is awesome.
"so there's an old lady who lives all alone in a small house, except for the friendly companion that is her dog. One day, she goes to a yard sale and buys an old brass lamp. she takes it home and begins to clean it, when, no sooner than she had started on it, a genie came out. The genie said," i will grant you two wishes" and she was all like,"wonderful. I wish that I was a beautiful young lady and that my dog was a handsome and very wealthy prince." So the genie granted her wishes, and she instantly became a stunningly gorgeous young woman, and her dog a rich young and beautiful prince. Her newly formed prince leaned over her, put his lips close to her ear and whispered,"Don't you wish you'd never had me neutered?"
amazing.
"so there's an old lady who lives all alone in a small house, except for the friendly companion that is her dog. One day, she goes to a yard sale and buys an old brass lamp. she takes it home and begins to clean it, when, no sooner than she had started on it, a genie came out. The genie said," i will grant you two wishes" and she was all like,"wonderful. I wish that I was a beautiful young lady and that my dog was a handsome and very wealthy prince." So the genie granted her wishes, and she instantly became a stunningly gorgeous young woman, and her dog a rich young and beautiful prince. Her newly formed prince leaned over her, put his lips close to her ear and whispered,"Don't you wish you'd never had me neutered?"
amazing.