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Full name: Ross Michael Goyke
Age: 17
Sex: male
Sexual Orientation: Straight.
Birthday: 4/27/88
Birth place: some hospital
Hair color: dark blonde
Eye color: blue
Height: 6'-6'1"
Weight: around 150
Body type: kinda skinny
Give yourself a label: BALLER
Nationality/Backround: German polish swedish and irish
Glasses or contacts: glasses, ill get contacts eventually when im not to lazy
Braces: yeah got them off before eigth grade
Favorite physical attribute (and why): idk maybe my absand there is that thing...
Least favorite physical attribute (and why): idk
Yo peeps
Parents: mark pam
Are they married or divorced?: Married
Favorite parent and why: Both
Siblings (names and ages): neal 13 jared 11
Favorite sibling and why:
Favorite over-all family member: idk
Pets (names): dog, josie, and my brother has a snake
Type of house: 32 stories
Fwends
Do you have alot of friends?:yea
Who's your best friend?: theres a bunch
Who's the nicest?: theyre all nice
Who's the meanest?: idk
Who's the dumbest?: idk
Who's the most outgoing?: maybe me
Who's the most obnoxious?: idk
Who's the sweetest?: idk
Who's the oldest?: idk
Who's the youngest?: this parts to long
Who's the craziest?:
Who's the wierdest?:
Who's the shyest?:
Who's the smartest?:
Who's the most wise?:
Who has the most annoying laugh?:
Who's the best story teller?:
Who's the funniest?:
Who's most sarcastic?:
Who do you laugh at most? (not with):
Wich friend do you REALLY wanna punch sometimes?:
Wich one will end up in jail first, and why?:
Wich one will you be sitting next to in jail saying:
School
What school do you go to?: Schaumburg
Favorite teacher/staff: Not sure, but i did have this student teacher once that was hot.
Least favorite teacher/staff (you can pick more than one): stupid fucking spanish teacher
Most ridiculous rule at your school: you get points off in gym if you are absent. I mean come on, thats just stupid
How many times suspended?: never
Name atleast 3 recent things you got in trouble for: i been keepin it cool lately
This or that
Coke/Pepsi: Coke
Sprite/7up: Sprite
Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
Cake/Pie: Cake
MTV/VH1 (Not referring to music videos): I love the 90's
Caramel/Butterscotch: Caramel
McDonalds/Burger King: either
K-Mart/Wal-Mart: walmart
DVD/VHS: DVD
Shoes/Sandals: Shoes
Clothed/NAKED: come on, look who your talking about
Harry/Harry: That doesnt make any sense
Milk/Chocolate milk: milk
Apple juice/Orange juice: apple
Mp3/CD: Mp3
Rock/Rap: Rock
Have you ever
Danced in the rain?: . . .
Kissed in the rain?: i think so
Slow danced?: yeah
Been out of the country? (specify): cancun
Passed out?: yeah, i almost died, ill never drink that much again. i dont remeber a minute of it.
Tried to kill yourself?: nope
Not been able to stop laughing?: nah
Talked on the phone for over 3 hours?: yeah
Cried over a guy?: everyday
Eaten a "yellow snowcone?": no
Eaten a bug?: no but it sounds like it would be exciting
Peed, or pooped in any strange places?: forests, natures bathroom.
Been on the phone while eating/drinking and spilled it all over yourself?: yes
Cooties
Have you ever been in love?: maybe
Have you ever had your heart broken?: yep
Do you believe in love at first sight?: its possible
Do you think there's someone for everyone?: yeah, but they wont always meet.
Are you in a relationship?: I wish
If so, what's his/her name?: n/a
Do you love this person?: n/a
Have you told them?: n/a
How long have you been together?: n/a
Have you ever cheated on someone?: thats just cold
Has someone ever cheated on you?: not that i know of
Who was your first kiss?: this girl nikki
Have you ever seen your crush naked?: no, but id like to
Ever imagine them naked? who doesnt imagine what girls look like naked
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? (PHYSICALLY): See, when i look at a girl, i analyze them in my head, i mean shits just flying in, doing some equations, putting two and two together, but basically face bobbies and ass.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?: cute, nice, fun, outgoing, easy to talk to, not lame.
Favorites
Food: I LOVE FOOD
Drink: Dr. Pepper, or maybe gatorade.
Desert: Oh man, theres so many.
Kind of pie: I LOVE PIE
Band/Singer: hmmm, i like lots of bands
Musical instrument: guitar piano harmonica in no specific order
Movie: fight club, donnie darko, garden state, dumb and dumber
TV show: the oc...
Song: as of now, probably either eunuch provoctuer by mars volta, cut here by the cure, behind these hazel eyes by kelly clarkson, and probably the best of the bunch whiskey lullaby by brad paisley(yeah its country, and yeah i like it what you gonna do.)
Book: not sure, havent read a book in a while
Animal: idk, something kickass like a komodo dragon or a tiger.
Sport: softball, like it gym
Thing to do: skate, just chill.
Person: all my friends
Day of the week: friday or saturday
And your least favorite?:fucking tuesdays
Season: fall
And your least favorite?: i like most of them
Messenger service: AIM
Email service: i dont care
Restaurant: village tavern
Place: on a beach at night with the waves crashing in and the wind blowing, and thats all you hear and the skys clear.
Holiday: christmas
Kind of cheese: motzerella
Sandwich: turkey
Friend's house: maras, cause we can eat his food.
Person's online journal: idk
Collectable: i dont collect stuff
Personal belonging: skateboard probably.
Thing someone gave to you: idk
Comfortable place: bed or couch.
Romantics
Where's the best place to be with someone?: alone
What's your idea of the perfect date?: beach, sunset, campfire, making out, sex, sex, wake up, repeat as necesary.
If you had a whole day with your someone, what would you do?: come on. think. its obvious wed play chess or monopoly
Would you eat a baby for a million dollars? what nationality.
How about 10 thousand dollars?: nah
What would you do if you found out your boyfriend/girlfriend wore a wig?: laugh and then make fun of them.
Do you like cadbury eggs?: yeah buddy
Do you use your hands to talk?:sometimes but not usually.
How about when you talk on the phone?: no
What's the strangest thing you've done while talking on the phone?: idk
What's the strangest thing you've done while talking on aim?: some people might consider looking at porn strange, but i dont.
What's the strangest thing you've made out of/done with duct tape?: idk.
What have you hidden under your bed?: a penthouse mag and thats about it.
What's under there now?: the magazing
Is the plural of Jesus, Jesi?: what would jesus do.
How many american flag do you have in your house?: one
How many Jesi do you have in your house?: none id ont think
Ever sworn at somebody you shouldn't have?: yeah
How often do you bathe? (as in wash): everyday
When's the last time you did?: couple this morning
Do you believe in sex before marriage?: of course.
Are you getting tired of this survey?: yeah
Did you secretly enjoy it?: no not at all
Do you watch little kid shows?: no
Do you enjoy them?:
Do you prefer showers or baths?: shower
How long do you usually stay in there?: not too long
What are some of your fears?: dieing before i have a family of my own.
Who is Dr. Phil to you?: dumbass
What were your first thoughts when you heard the pope died?: what would jesus do.
Are you a vegitarian/vegan or something of the sort? hell no, im not a pussy
Hippie..: no
What do you wanna do when you grow up?: a dinosaur
Gonna go to college?: yea
Gonna get married?: yea
Want an iPod?: kinda
What's something you regret?: idk
Why?:
Who's someone you regret dating?: hahaha
Why?: hahahahhahahahaha
What's the dumbest commercial out there?: idk
What's the best?: the buger king
How much money do you owe total?: none yet
What's the best advice someone's ever given you?: idk
What's the best advice you've given someone?: dont be a bitch
Would you like to take a ride in the ROFLCOPTER?: yes yes yes
Would you bang a rich old guy if you knew he was gonna die soon?: who wouldnt
What's the most embarassing thing that's ever happened to you?: not sure
Has anyone ever walked in on you doing something: yeah various times, various things
What do you like to draw on besides paper?: idk
Ever almost died?: yea a couple of times
Who do you hate?: lots of people
Who do you love?: my friends
What do you want?: a girlfriend
What do you need?: a girlfriend
Who do you miss?: jim
Who do you hope to never see again?: idk
Would you ever wish death upon someone?: idk
Do you want this to be over?: yea
Too bad.: fuck you
Have you ever made a prank phone call? : yeah
Funniest story involving a private part.: i was practicing my backstroke naked once.
Who touches you in ways you wish they wouldn't, and how?: this black kid in my gyme always touches kids asses.
What's the creepiest thing anyone has ever done to you?: idk
What time is it?: 11:14
Do you remember when you started this?: like 10:30
How much time have you wasted on this survey?: more than i should have
You're welcome.: thanks
Well, it's over. Happy?: yea
Well, not to worry, I'll make another survey in the future.: anii is the plural form of anus.
Full name: Ross Michael Goyke
Age: 17
Sex: male
Sexual Orientation: Straight.
Birthday: 4/27/88
Birth place: some hospital
Hair color: dark blonde
Eye color: blue
Height: 6'-6'1"
Weight: around 150
Body type: kinda skinny
Give yourself a label: BALLER
Nationality/Backround: German polish swedish and irish
Glasses or contacts: glasses, ill get contacts eventually when im not to lazy
Braces: yeah got them off before eigth grade
Favorite physical attribute (and why): idk maybe my absand there is that thing...
Least favorite physical attribute (and why): idk
Yo peeps
Parents: mark pam
Are they married or divorced?: Married
Favorite parent and why: Both
Siblings (names and ages): neal 13 jared 11
Favorite sibling and why:
Favorite over-all family member: idk
Pets (names): dog, josie, and my brother has a snake
Type of house: 32 stories
Fwends
Do you have alot of friends?:yea
Who's your best friend?: theres a bunch
Who's the nicest?: theyre all nice
Who's the meanest?: idk
Who's the dumbest?: idk
Who's the most outgoing?: maybe me
Who's the most obnoxious?: idk
Who's the sweetest?: idk
Who's the oldest?: idk
Who's the youngest?: this parts to long
Who's the craziest?:
Who's the wierdest?:
Who's the shyest?:
Who's the smartest?:
Who's the most wise?:
Who has the most annoying laugh?:
Who's the best story teller?:
Who's the funniest?:
Who's most sarcastic?:
Who do you laugh at most? (not with):
Wich friend do you REALLY wanna punch sometimes?:
Wich one will end up in jail first, and why?:
Wich one will you be sitting next to in jail saying:
School
What school do you go to?: Schaumburg
Favorite teacher/staff: Not sure, but i did have this student teacher once that was hot.
Least favorite teacher/staff (you can pick more than one): stupid fucking spanish teacher
Most ridiculous rule at your school: you get points off in gym if you are absent. I mean come on, thats just stupid
How many times suspended?: never
Name atleast 3 recent things you got in trouble for: i been keepin it cool lately
This or that
Coke/Pepsi: Coke
Sprite/7up: Sprite
Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
Cake/Pie: Cake
MTV/VH1 (Not referring to music videos): I love the 90's
Caramel/Butterscotch: Caramel
McDonalds/Burger King: either
K-Mart/Wal-Mart: walmart
DVD/VHS: DVD
Shoes/Sandals: Shoes
Clothed/NAKED: come on, look who your talking about
Harry/Harry: That doesnt make any sense
Milk/Chocolate milk: milk
Apple juice/Orange juice: apple
Mp3/CD: Mp3
Rock/Rap: Rock
Have you ever
Danced in the rain?: . . .
Kissed in the rain?: i think so
Slow danced?: yeah
Been out of the country? (specify): cancun
Passed out?: yeah, i almost died, ill never drink that much again. i dont remeber a minute of it.
Tried to kill yourself?: nope
Not been able to stop laughing?: nah
Talked on the phone for over 3 hours?: yeah
Cried over a guy?: everyday
Eaten a "yellow snowcone?": no
Eaten a bug?: no but it sounds like it would be exciting
Peed, or pooped in any strange places?: forests, natures bathroom.
Been on the phone while eating/drinking and spilled it all over yourself?: yes
Cooties
Have you ever been in love?: maybe
Have you ever had your heart broken?: yep
Do you believe in love at first sight?: its possible
Do you think there's someone for everyone?: yeah, but they wont always meet.
Are you in a relationship?: I wish
If so, what's his/her name?: n/a
Do you love this person?: n/a
Have you told them?: n/a
How long have you been together?: n/a
Have you ever cheated on someone?: thats just cold
Has someone ever cheated on you?: not that i know of
Who was your first kiss?: this girl nikki
Have you ever seen your crush naked?: no, but id like to
Ever imagine them naked? who doesnt imagine what girls look like naked
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? (PHYSICALLY): See, when i look at a girl, i analyze them in my head, i mean shits just flying in, doing some equations, putting two and two together, but basically face bobbies and ass.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?: cute, nice, fun, outgoing, easy to talk to, not lame.
Favorites
Food: I LOVE FOOD
Drink: Dr. Pepper, or maybe gatorade.
Desert: Oh man, theres so many.
Kind of pie: I LOVE PIE
Band/Singer: hmmm, i like lots of bands
Musical instrument: guitar piano harmonica in no specific order
Movie: fight club, donnie darko, garden state, dumb and dumber
TV show: the oc...
Song: as of now, probably either eunuch provoctuer by mars volta, cut here by the cure, behind these hazel eyes by kelly clarkson, and probably the best of the bunch whiskey lullaby by brad paisley(yeah its country, and yeah i like it what you gonna do.)
Book: not sure, havent read a book in a while
Animal: idk, something kickass like a komodo dragon or a tiger.
Sport: softball, like it gym
Thing to do: skate, just chill.
Person: all my friends
Day of the week: friday or saturday
And your least favorite?:fucking tuesdays
Season: fall
And your least favorite?: i like most of them
Messenger service: AIM
Email service: i dont care
Restaurant: village tavern
Place: on a beach at night with the waves crashing in and the wind blowing, and thats all you hear and the skys clear.
Holiday: christmas
Kind of cheese: motzerella
Sandwich: turkey
Friend's house: maras, cause we can eat his food.
Person's online journal: idk
Collectable: i dont collect stuff
Personal belonging: skateboard probably.
Thing someone gave to you: idk
Comfortable place: bed or couch.
Romantics
Where's the best place to be with someone?: alone
What's your idea of the perfect date?: beach, sunset, campfire, making out, sex, sex, wake up, repeat as necesary.
If you had a whole day with your someone, what would you do?: come on. think. its obvious wed play chess or monopoly
Would you eat a baby for a million dollars? what nationality.
How about 10 thousand dollars?: nah
What would you do if you found out your boyfriend/girlfriend wore a wig?: laugh and then make fun of them.
Do you like cadbury eggs?: yeah buddy
Do you use your hands to talk?:sometimes but not usually.
How about when you talk on the phone?: no
What's the strangest thing you've done while talking on the phone?: idk
What's the strangest thing you've done while talking on aim?: some people might consider looking at porn strange, but i dont.
What's the strangest thing you've made out of/done with duct tape?: idk.
What have you hidden under your bed?: a penthouse mag and thats about it.
What's under there now?: the magazing
Is the plural of Jesus, Jesi?: what would jesus do.
How many american flag do you have in your house?: one
How many Jesi do you have in your house?: none id ont think
Ever sworn at somebody you shouldn't have?: yeah
How often do you bathe? (as in wash): everyday
When's the last time you did?: couple this morning
Do you believe in sex before marriage?: of course.
Are you getting tired of this survey?: yeah
Did you secretly enjoy it?: no not at all
Do you watch little kid shows?: no
Do you enjoy them?:
Do you prefer showers or baths?: shower
How long do you usually stay in there?: not too long
What are some of your fears?: dieing before i have a family of my own.
Who is Dr. Phil to you?: dumbass
What were your first thoughts when you heard the pope died?: what would jesus do.
Are you a vegitarian/vegan or something of the sort? hell no, im not a pussy
Hippie..: no
What do you wanna do when you grow up?: a dinosaur
Gonna go to college?: yea
Gonna get married?: yea
Want an iPod?: kinda
What's something you regret?: idk
Why?:
Who's someone you regret dating?: hahaha
Why?: hahahahhahahahaha
What's the dumbest commercial out there?: idk
What's the best?: the buger king
How much money do you owe total?: none yet
What's the best advice someone's ever given you?: idk
What's the best advice you've given someone?: dont be a bitch
Would you like to take a ride in the ROFLCOPTER?: yes yes yes
Would you bang a rich old guy if you knew he was gonna die soon?: who wouldnt
What's the most embarassing thing that's ever happened to you?: not sure
Has anyone ever walked in on you doing something: yeah various times, various things
What do you like to draw on besides paper?: idk
Ever almost died?: yea a couple of times
Who do you hate?: lots of people
Who do you love?: my friends
What do you want?: a girlfriend
What do you need?: a girlfriend
Who do you miss?: jim
Who do you hope to never see again?: idk
Would you ever wish death upon someone?: idk
Do you want this to be over?: yea
Too bad.: fuck you
Have you ever made a prank phone call? : yeah
Funniest story involving a private part.: i was practicing my backstroke naked once.
Who touches you in ways you wish they wouldn't, and how?: this black kid in my gyme always touches kids asses.
What's the creepiest thing anyone has ever done to you?: idk
What time is it?: 11:14
Do you remember when you started this?: like 10:30
How much time have you wasted on this survey?: more than i should have
You're welcome.: thanks
Well, it's over. Happy?: yea
Well, not to worry, I'll make another survey in the future.: anii is the plural form of anus.