This was fun....

Dec 06, 2005 09:38

Somehow I saved Jason's life. I wonder if that makes up for all the situations he's had to help me out with.Sorry Jon and Keshia for the not nice things I did to you.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I gave st_leo_big_red a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In November I put gum in shadowwarrior77's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I helped thatgirlallie across the street (6 points). In May I turned purplemonkey21 in for littering (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (48 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
rooms_on_fire

Ummm... why was I in Angola and why do I buy porn for people????


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I bought porn for lessthanjake214 (-10 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November I bought porn for shadowsniper86 (10 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole thatgirlallie's purse (30 points). Last Monday I gave fuzzyaerinebird a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been nice (351 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
rooms_on_fire

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