Somehow I saved Jason's life. I wonder if that makes up for all the situations he's had to help me out with.Sorry Jon and Keshia for the not nice things I did to you.
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I gave
st_leo_big_red a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In November I put gum in
shadowwarrior77's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I helped
thatgirlallie across the street (6 points). In May I turned
purplemonkey21 in for littering (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (48 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
rooms_on_fire
Ummm... why was I in Angola and why do I buy porn for people????
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I bought porn for
lessthanjake214 (-10 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November I bought porn for
shadowsniper86 (10 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
thatgirlallie's purse (30 points). Last Monday I gave
fuzzyaerinebird a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (351 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
rooms_on_fire