OMFG
OMFG
New 358/2 days/Coded/Birth By Sleep!
I'm still so shocked I don't know the difference!
Although I'm kinda miffed that it's a compilation. Not to be elitist or anything, but FF7 compilation was a whole lot of WTF'ery. I mean, yes, I enjoyed Advent Children, and yes I liked having shots of Lucrecia, but augh Sephiroth is NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS, OKAY. >_< That just makes him angsty for no reason, and that just makes him EMO. Sephiroth is not allowed to be emo!
Anyway.
I'm actually kind of excited for 358/2 (anyone know why it's called that? The only thing I can think of is Xaldin/Lexaeus/Axel/Xigbar and I ph34r for Axel's ass in that case) but except for one thing.
Member #14.
WTF.
It's called ORGANIZATION XIII. JUUSAN KIKAN. JUUSAN. Not JUUYON. JUUSAAAAAAANNNNN. Organization XIV sounds LAME. And it's not even Naminé! And she/he is definitely too small to be: Terra, Aqua, Nisemono or Ven. Although, it would be interesting if they put Ven in to replace Roxas. He would still be #13, not 14. (And yes, Xemnas actually refers to him/her as "#14" if you can't read Arabic numerals. Which wouldn't help because I just wrote them in arabic numerals!)
I actually do take back the Aqua because of the fact that Aqua is supposed to resemble Kairi/Naminé and also because Xemnas has ties to her (although initially I thought she was a regurgitated blue rock. Hey, that trailer didn't really prove otherwise!)
ANYWAY.
I don't know, she looks kind of tan, but it could be the lighting from the hood. Thoughts? It'd be nice if she had long black hair and glasses, because then I could cosplay her. =D
OH BUT TO WHY I DON'T LIKE THIS IDEA.
First of all, omg shitload of Mary-Sue fics coming this way. Not only do I speculate a billion girls trying to pass off as #14, I also suspect many will break the 13 rule and make #15, #16, etc, etc.
Which sucks. I already get enough Sue-fics as it is.
Although! No one's made #0. I RESERVE THAT NUMBER FOR BAD PARODY FICS THAT WILL NEVER GET POSTED HAHAHAHA.
(Seriously though, did I give them another idea?)
Anyway, I absolutely love the idea of getting to know The Organization because... I love The Organization. And if you didn't know that, you shouldn't be reading my journal.
Anyway.
OMG that picture of Axel and Saïx battling together is hawtt stuff. I tried to read it but all I can make out of Axel saying is "Is it true that Xemnas ...*INSERT STUFF HERE*...?" WHAT HUH. What would Saïx know about those plans?!
Oh, and in the first one where Axel's head is cut off (I think Saïx is talking) he's saying something about being a Castle Oblivion member. I always wondered why certain members were sent.
And Xemnas is saying something about we have a new... (better not be what I think it is) and then "Look (at?), #14."
I can't really tell anything about the 4-person party Org fight except that IT LOOKS BOSS. OMG FIGHTING AS ORGANIZATION XIII OMGGGGGGGGGG *FANGASMMM*
I'm okay.
And uh, I don't know what's going on in the shots where Axel's turning Roxas in, but Roxas is smiling in the other picture (so cute!) and being like "Why is Axel (why are you) so proud of....??? something??" (wow my Japanese sucks.)
It's okay, you don't want my translations anyway. I didn't understand the context of Axel's "Ack! This ice cream tastes salty" (Clock Tower scene, FM+, right before he cries.) Imagine me, a bad translator: "Okay, so Axel's really upset, and he's all emotional. Oh look, he looks like he's about to say something really profound! ... this ice cream... is really... salty?! WTF?"
And okay, back to the first pictures which I neglected because of lack of Axel (shut up.)
Okay, so HAHAHAHA @ BALDYNORT. But seriously, the picture of his hand where there's an arrow caption? I can't really read it but it's got "what" and "memory"... which is weird. Someone needs to translate for me D=. And I also caught "Master Xehanort" in the article. Maybe Xehanort used to be old! And then he drank ELIXIR made of BLOOD OF YOUTH, like one of those BATTY OLD LADIES WHO WANT TO BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVAR.
Well, if he did, then he really is immortal, so take THAT, Sora and/or Riku!
Or not.
If it's true, he also got +50,000 gay points. Not that anything could redeem him (I say that like it's a bad thing...) from "Mansex" and that weird ascot/scarf/tie thing.
Also, when I first saw Terra, I knew it was him but I jumped because he looked so much like Zack. I knew he couldn't be simply because of the fact that Zack's voice is the same as Demyx's voice so he couldn't be in KH ever anyway, but. Fangirl's intuition is like the amygdala: without the frontal cortex, we'd all die from anxious squealing.
By that logic, this also means that Ouran High School, Death Note, Naruto, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist and Initial D won't be making appearances in KH(X)/Compilation Title.
ANYWAY. I also jumped because even though Roxas's somebody is Sora, Ven is somehow related to Roxas. (If you couldn't tell by the looks, his outfit's a dead giveaway.) Anyway, I always thought that Axel was Zack's Nobody (completely logical. Summary: The only Nobody/Somebodys we knew back when I made this assumption were Roxas/Sora and Naminé/Kairi. They both had similar hairstyles but the Nobodys' were softer and curvier and different colors, and both had similarly colored eyes but not exact. Since Axel's got mako-colored eyes, I naturally assumed he was related to The Planet. Reno looked too similar to Axel, but Zack had similarly styled hair.)
Ven and Terra are rather buddy-buddy in that shot. I thought (since this is apparently a prequel) that maybe Ven was Roxas in the "next life" and Terra was Axel. This would explain the hardcore friendship because let's face it, 6 months isn't a long time to decide on your bestest friend forever.
Oh and also because Zack's best friend was Cloud, who not only looks like Roxas, but is also incredibly EMOOOO like Roxas. And also because Zack sacrificed himself to save Cloud and Axel got assraped by fandusks to save Sora.
Anywaaaay, this isn't 100% related but I looked at the new poster and I love how Roxas looks devious. This is because Roxas was a JERKFACE to Axel in KH2 and seeing him look like that makes me think maybe Axel wasn't a total idiot after all <3.
I ALSO noticed that there is a blue logo, a red logo and a yellow logo. What about green, huh? What about HAYNER? HUH HUH HUH?!
D= Maybe they'll unleash another one!
There is also something wrong with Demyx's hair.
Anyway, I've ranted/raved enough and have way overanalyzed everything.
Back to Bleach~
New 358/2 days/Coded/Birth By Sleep!
I'm still so shocked I don't know the difference!
Although I'm kinda miffed that it's a compilation. Not to be elitist or anything, but FF7 compilation was a whole lot of WTF'ery. I mean, yes, I enjoyed Advent Children, and yes I liked having shots of Lucrecia, but augh Sephiroth is NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS, OKAY. >_< That just makes him angsty for no reason, and that just makes him EMO. Sephiroth is not allowed to be emo!
Anyway.
I'm actually kind of excited for 358/2 (anyone know why it's called that? The only thing I can think of is Xaldin/Lexaeus/Axel/Xigbar and I ph34r for Axel's ass in that case) but except for one thing.
Member #14.
WTF.
It's called ORGANIZATION XIII. JUUSAN KIKAN. JUUSAN. Not JUUYON. JUUSAAAAAAANNNNN. Organization XIV sounds LAME. And it's not even Naminé! And she/he is definitely too small to be: Terra, Aqua, Nisemono or Ven. Although, it would be interesting if they put Ven in to replace Roxas. He would still be #13, not 14. (And yes, Xemnas actually refers to him/her as "#14" if you can't read Arabic numerals. Which wouldn't help because I just wrote them in arabic numerals!)
I actually do take back the Aqua because of the fact that Aqua is supposed to resemble Kairi/Naminé and also because Xemnas has ties to her (although initially I thought she was a regurgitated blue rock. Hey, that trailer didn't really prove otherwise!)
ANYWAY.
I don't know, she looks kind of tan, but it could be the lighting from the hood. Thoughts? It'd be nice if she had long black hair and glasses, because then I could cosplay her. =D
OH BUT TO WHY I DON'T LIKE THIS IDEA.
First of all, omg shitload of Mary-Sue fics coming this way. Not only do I speculate a billion girls trying to pass off as #14, I also suspect many will break the 13 rule and make #15, #16, etc, etc.
Which sucks. I already get enough Sue-fics as it is.
Although! No one's made #0. I RESERVE THAT NUMBER FOR BAD PARODY FICS THAT WILL NEVER GET POSTED HAHAHAHA.
(Seriously though, did I give them another idea?)
Anyway, I absolutely love the idea of getting to know The Organization because... I love The Organization. And if you didn't know that, you shouldn't be reading my journal.
Anyway.
OMG that picture of Axel and Saïx battling together is hawtt stuff. I tried to read it but all I can make out of Axel saying is "Is it true that Xemnas ...*INSERT STUFF HERE*...?" WHAT HUH. What would Saïx know about those plans?!
Oh, and in the first one where Axel's head is cut off (I think Saïx is talking) he's saying something about being a Castle Oblivion member. I always wondered why certain members were sent.
And Xemnas is saying something about we have a new... (better not be what I think it is) and then "Look (at?), #14."
I can't really tell anything about the 4-person party Org fight except that IT LOOKS BOSS. OMG FIGHTING AS ORGANIZATION XIII OMGGGGGGGGGG *FANGASMMM*
I'm okay.
And uh, I don't know what's going on in the shots where Axel's turning Roxas in, but Roxas is smiling in the other picture (so cute!) and being like "Why is Axel (why are you) so proud of....??? something??" (wow my Japanese sucks.)
It's okay, you don't want my translations anyway. I didn't understand the context of Axel's "Ack! This ice cream tastes salty" (Clock Tower scene, FM+, right before he cries.) Imagine me, a bad translator: "Okay, so Axel's really upset, and he's all emotional. Oh look, he looks like he's about to say something really profound! ... this ice cream... is really... salty?! WTF?"
And okay, back to the first pictures which I neglected because of lack of Axel (shut up.)
Okay, so HAHAHAHA @ BALDYNORT. But seriously, the picture of his hand where there's an arrow caption? I can't really read it but it's got "what" and "memory"... which is weird. Someone needs to translate for me D=. And I also caught "Master Xehanort" in the article. Maybe Xehanort used to be old! And then he drank ELIXIR made of BLOOD OF YOUTH, like one of those BATTY OLD LADIES WHO WANT TO BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVAR.
Well, if he did, then he really is immortal, so take THAT, Sora and/or Riku!
Or not.
If it's true, he also got +50,000 gay points. Not that anything could redeem him (I say that like it's a bad thing...) from "Mansex" and that weird ascot/scarf/tie thing.
Also, when I first saw Terra, I knew it was him but I jumped because he looked so much like Zack. I knew he couldn't be simply because of the fact that Zack's voice is the same as Demyx's voice so he couldn't be in KH ever anyway, but. Fangirl's intuition is like the amygdala: without the frontal cortex, we'd all die from anxious squealing.
By that logic, this also means that Ouran High School, Death Note, Naruto, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist and Initial D won't be making appearances in KH(X)/Compilation Title.
ANYWAY. I also jumped because even though Roxas's somebody is Sora, Ven is somehow related to Roxas. (If you couldn't tell by the looks, his outfit's a dead giveaway.) Anyway, I always thought that Axel was Zack's Nobody (completely logical. Summary: The only Nobody/Somebodys we knew back when I made this assumption were Roxas/Sora and Naminé/Kairi. They both had similar hairstyles but the Nobodys' were softer and curvier and different colors, and both had similarly colored eyes but not exact. Since Axel's got mako-colored eyes, I naturally assumed he was related to The Planet. Reno looked too similar to Axel, but Zack had similarly styled hair.)
Ven and Terra are rather buddy-buddy in that shot. I thought (since this is apparently a prequel) that maybe Ven was Roxas in the "next life" and Terra was Axel. This would explain the hardcore friendship because let's face it, 6 months isn't a long time to decide on your bestest friend forever.
Oh and also because Zack's best friend was Cloud, who not only looks like Roxas, but is also incredibly EMOOOO like Roxas. And also because Zack sacrificed himself to save Cloud and Axel got assraped by fandusks to save Sora.
Anywaaaay, this isn't 100% related but I looked at the new poster and I love how Roxas looks devious. This is because Roxas was a JERKFACE to Axel in KH2 and seeing him look like that makes me think maybe Axel wasn't a total idiot after all <3.
I ALSO noticed that there is a blue logo, a red logo and a yellow logo. What about green, huh? What about HAYNER? HUH HUH HUH?!
D= Maybe they'll unleash another one!
There is also something wrong with Demyx's hair.
Anyway, I've ranted/raved enough and have way overanalyzed everything.
Back to Bleach~