Feb 08, 2006 23:11
I'm watching the Grammys right now. Or ending them, to say. And seriously, I have never been so pissed in my life.
WHY:
1.) I hate U2. Fuck you Bono. "If you think this isn't going to get to our heads..............too late." I hate you.
2.) Mariah- Stop. Just stop. You're done. Just... stop. No one wants to hear you wail like you just had your alto testicles removed.
3.) FUCK JOHN LEGEND FUCK JOHN LEGEND seriously, whoever thought this man was talented, was on Meth. Fucking I hate you John Legend.
JOHN LEGEND WON OVER KEANE FOR BEST NEW ARTIST. What the flying fucking fuck.
And DeathCab for Cutie was up for best new alternative album, but lost to the White Stripes. Which is a little more acceptable than FUCKING JOHN SUCK MY TEN INCH COCK IN YOUR ASS BITCH LEGEND.
4.) I am not OK. The grammies are bullshit.
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. U2 JUST WON FOR BEST ALBUM. FUCK ME SATAN. I WONT GO ON.
Oh yeah. And Keith Urban is pretty fucking hot. Giddyap...
Kanye was his awesome elitest self. Jay-Z and Linkin Park won for Numb/Encore remix. Jawsome. Gorillaz was fucking tight and won something which is good. Sigh. I can't believe some things. Also, good to Damien Marley for the best Reggae album. Eat your heart out Laura.
I'll write more later when I'm not pissed. Which might have to be at next years Grammys. Angst emo emo emo.