-Entry 8-

[rookiekiller]

Klavier Gavin.

No sooner had I finally worked out the case of the chair- thanks in part to my new secretary, Wanda- when I found this... this wretched graffiti. And I wish I could simply be speaking of the clutter on my desk

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[musical_cocoon]

Oh now I know you didn't just call The Gavinners tripe, baldy.

I know Klav ain't interested in your ugly-ass daughter (thought she does have good taste in music so maybe you aren't her real dad) but you got a choice in getting used to decent music for once in your life or buying some damn earplugs.

Either option works for me as long as you stop your whining, you bald pansy!

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[rookiekiller]

Gavinners. Yes, that's it. That will help for my crusade against them, thank you.

No matter how poor her choice in boyfriends and music may be, Cryden Payne is not ugly. She's won beauty contests, you know. She takes after her mother.

And another thing-

[rookiekiller]

...

...B... Bald...?

[musical_cocoon]

BALD! B-A-L-D

Ya know, the lack of hair on the top of your damn head, man!

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[rookiekiller]

Y-you...

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[rookiekiller]

Your elders deserve respect, not...

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[rookiekiller]

No matter how much hair you have, you hooligan, one day you'll be...

[rookiekiller]

It's not my age, it's a hairstyle choice...

...urk...

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[musical_cocoon]

Well, damn! I heard that it's usually the mind to go at first, but it looks like your brain, hair and spine all went when ya got old!

[musical_cocoon]

But for the record, you think you can just get respect for being old and useless, even after calling the band Klav and I created tripe?

No way, that ain't gonna fly with me. Ya gotta earn my respect.

[rookiekiller]

...How in blazes is my spine going?

You and Gavin...? You're... You're a Gavin Wave member?!

[musical_cocoon]

GAVINNERS, YOU BALD IDIOT!

And I didn't mean your spine is really goin' anywhere. I'm saying that you are a friggin' wuss!

[rookiekiller]

Nyaaaaaaargh! I'm not bald, I'm shaven...!

That is quite the relief, to be honest. I was worried you were my chiropractor in disguise...

[musical_cocoon]

...Baldy?

[rookiekiller]

SHAVEN.

And... what.

[musical_cocoon]

Are you a complete and total DUMBASS?!

Is that how you got your job?! That everyone felt sorry for the city idiot, man?!