Jun 21, 2008 03:23
It appears that there are many reasons I should be updating people on my status- therefore, I'll make one in a list format, for the simple reason that sometimes it is difficult to pick things out of a paragraph.
First of all, my wife Mildred has not yet returned- I apologized to her many times and asked her to return home, but she said I needed to be more 'peaceful and less confrontational'- and suggested I meditate or something of the matter. I'm considering this Senior course that the most honorable... er... what's his name again... Well, no matter. I'm considering the Senior course at Hazakura temple, is what matters most. My wife, though I am loathe to admit it, is very much missed around here, and I would like to get her back- but without more information it is difficult to decide on such a thing. Perhaps his honor or others who know of this course can assist me.
Secondly, I recently had a fresh coat of paint applied to my Cresta. It's a shining white, as always, but now, with the fresh coat, it takes on almost a mirrored quality- it brings back memories of when I first bought it on the new car lot back in late 1997... it's quite a nostalgic experience.
Thirdly, and this may seem trivial compared to what is above and below... it recently came to my attention that as Mildred is still gone, I have run out of clean clothing. Does... anyone have any idea what dry cleaner she might use? I believe she said it was one within walking distance of the Prosecutors' Office, but a quick internet search turned up five within that space.
Fourth, and possibly most important... Due to a certain free lunch, served at a certain saloon, the prosecution in my most recent case (A simple murder case, at its core) was forced to rest early, leading to our defeat. It saddens me that an obvious killer like that was allowed to run free, and I'm sure I will be speaking to those responsible within a day or so. It appears that whoever sells you your ingredients may have sold you something rancid.
payne doesn't understand the internet,
the cresta,
payne doesn't understand etiquette