Kill a Motherfucker

Oct 23, 2004 02:30

looks like the guy that sold my dad out to the cops is gunna help my pops get re-situated.....i dunno how i feel bout that seeing as the guys my cousin an all ....

i got drunk and started wondering if i would have the balls to let one of my freinds shoot me in the chest if i was wearing a bullet proof vest....that sir, would be a rush....a true death wish haha too watch your freind gittin all nervous an to be sweatin balls yourself......

goin to a party tommorow got specific instructions not to start shit....so i might as well not go.....

....goddamn i miss laredo

got pulled over by SAPD for speeding, realized i didnt have tits, cop asked me '' know why i pulled you over'' roofie says '' probly cause i was speeding'' cop:'' well why were you speeding'' roofie:'' Im fuckin dying to take a shit'' cop:'' HAHAHAHAHA get the hell out of here Go!''
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