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Title: 'How Aiba made Sho get rid of his fake jeans'
Author: felicity_fic/ roobes83
Pairing: Sakuraiba
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smexy crack ie smut that is cracky
Summary: Those fake jeans that Sho wore on music lovers that the other members made fun of?
It's those jeans that the other members try and make Sho get rid of using various methods yet only Aiba's is the most successful.
A.N.: Totally got this idea from one of mine and laurachan2's msn convos XD.
‘Sho those jeans are really horrible’ Nino remarked. They were currently sitting around Aiba’s flat and the conversation had once again turned onto Sho’s jeans.
‘They hurt my eyes, it should be a crime to wear jeans like that’ Jun shuddered.
‘Yeah, you should get rid of them’ Ohno added.
‘Right and this is coming from someone whose mother still buys his clothes for him. For your information I really like these trousers and they’re really comfortable. No one is making me get rid of them.’ Sho folded his arms making it clear he didn’t want to continue the subject any further.
The others rolled their eyes.
*
Ohno was sitting playing with bits of plasticine and paint as he usually did when he was bored..which was most of the time.
Then out of the corner of his eye he saw Sho’s ugly jeans lying on the sofa, why Sho left his clothes lying around Aiba’s flat Ohno had no idea. Ohno looked at Sho’s jeans and then looked at his paints. Well I’d only be making them less ugly he thought.
*
‘Hmm, I don’t remember my jeans being this colour’ Sho frowned staring at his jeans which were well it’s hard to tell what colour they were, they looked like they’d been thrown into a vat of paint.
‘Actually Sho they look better like that’ Nino smirked.
‘Yeah, like I’m going to wear these on the street now’ Sho sighed.
‘Does this mean you’re going to throw them away?’ Jun’s face brightened.
‘Of course not! I’m going to wash them.’ Sho walked over to the washing machine.
‘Wait! But they won’t be pretty anymore!’ Ohno shouted over his shoulder.
*
While trying to concentrate on painting his nails, Jun couldn’t help but notice Sho’s hideous pair of jeans still lying on the floor. They’d gone back to their original state after somehow miraculously Sho had managed to get the paint out. This was a surprise in itself as Aiba had nearly caused the washing machine to explode after using too much washing powder.
Jun really couldn’t stand those jeans, how was he supposed to concentrate on doing his nails?
Staring at his nail polish, Jun knew what the problem was with the jeans...they needed to be more glittery.
*
Sho let out a sigh of frustration. ‘Great, first paint now glittery nail polish…someone is obviously out to destroy these jeans’
‘Whatever gave you that idea Keio boy’ Nino laughed.
‘Wait a minute Jun, you have glittery nail polish don’t you..isn’t that yours?’ Aiba looked at Jun.
Jun gave Aiba a look that said if he didn’t shut up the next thing to be covered in nail polish would be Aiba’s head.
‘Well whatever. I’m still going to wear these, there’s still nothing wrong with them’ Sho remarked.
‘Except everything’ Nino smirked.
*
If Sho had been standing in the hallway of Aiba’s flat, he would have seen Nino creeping into Aiba’s bedroom and been slightly confused.
Once in Aiba’s room, with scissors in one hand Nino picked up the jeans that were lying on a chair in Aiba’s bedroom. Looking to the jeans and then to the scissors, Nino laughed evilly.
*
While sitting watching TV, Aiba leant over to Sho ‘erm, Sho you have a hole in your jeans.’
Sho looked down surprised. ‘Really? Where?’
Aiba pointed to Sho’s crotch while Nino burst into hysterical laughter.
‘Oh well..no one will notice..hopefully.’ Sho shrugged.
‘Come on Sho! Those jeans are practically ruined beyond repair, when are you going to throw them away?’ Jun pointed out.
‘I’m not.’ Sho angrily stormed off.
*
Sho was standing in the kitchen, looking through Aiba’s cupboards, deciding what to cook for dinner that night, when he suddenly felt a strong pair of hands grab him from behind and somehow he let himself be dragged along by….Aiba?
‘What? What is it? I was in the middle of someth-’
‘Quiet. Something important needs to be dealt with.’ Aiba interrupted heading towards the bedroom.
Sho sighed; well it wasn’t the first time he’d been dragged to Aiba’s bedroom unexpectedly.
Pulling him into the bedroom, Aiba closed the door and leant against it, arms folded.
‘Jeans off. Now.’
Sho blinked at Aiba. ‘W-what?’
‘You heard me. Those jeans are horrible, you shouldn’t wear them, take them off.now.’
‘I’m not going to stop wearing them just because you tell me-’
Aiba had walked over to Sho and shut him up with a kiss. Sho closed his eyes as he felt Aiba’s tongue slide into his mouth, tasting the backs of his teeth. Reaching up to place a hand on the back of Aiba’s head, running his fingers through Aiba’s hair, Sho let himself be kissed.
While kissing him Sho suddenly felt Aiba’s hand tugging at his jeans impatiently.
After having pulled them down, Aiba forcefully pushed Sho to the floor and began licking and kissing his way down the length of Sho’s body. Every lick and every kiss drew a moan from Sho’s lips.
Sho suddenly realised that they were in fact; lying on those hideous jeans of his but right now Sho didn’t especially care, jeans be damned he didn’t want Aiba to stop what he was doing with that tongue of his.
Sho gasped as Aiba slowly sucked on his nipples while simultaneously softly stroking Sho’s hardening erection with his other hand.
Sho rolled his hips up into Aiba’s needing to meet Aiba’s increasing pace. Wrapping his arms around Aiba his hands clutching his back, Sho closed his eyes and gasped as he felt Aiba grind into him, his movements becoming more vigorous.
Sho arched his back, feeling Aiba thrust into him. He felt so tight, so good. While Sho rocked with the force of Aiba’s thrusts, Aiba leant over him, pulling Sho in for a kiss, sucking and biting at his lower lip.
Sho broke the kiss, unable to hold it in any longer, moaning loudly as the waves of pleasure took a hold of him.
Both panting heavily, Aiba threw his head back, rolled his hips down heavily onto Sho before coming with a final grunt.
Sho felt all his muscles tense as he arched his back a final time, crying out loudly as he came.
*
Both sitting up, Sho looked down.
‘Oh, shit. My Jeans, I didn’t really realise I’d been sitting on them this whole time’
Aiba shook his head. ‘Oh dear, well it looks like you’ll just have to get rid of them now, they’re far too dirty.’
‘Y-You didn’t plan this..did you Aiba?’
‘No! Of course not’ Aiba tried to look as innocent as he could.
*
‘Hey, Sho. We haven’t seen you wearing those jeans for a while, what happened to them?’ Jun seemed to be pleased that Sho no longer wore them.
‘Oh they got a bit too dirty….’
‘Too dirty? After all the other things that happened to it? How could it get any dirtier than that?’
Sho glanced at Aiba and tried not to blush thinking about it.
Nino stared at Sho, and then smiled. ‘You’re disgusting’
Ohno stared at them blankly. ‘I don’t get it.’
Author: felicity_fic/ roobes83
Pairing: Sakuraiba
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smexy crack ie smut that is cracky
Summary: Those fake jeans that Sho wore on music lovers that the other members made fun of?
It's those jeans that the other members try and make Sho get rid of using various methods yet only Aiba's is the most successful.
A.N.: Totally got this idea from one of mine and laurachan2's msn convos XD.
‘Sho those jeans are really horrible’ Nino remarked. They were currently sitting around Aiba’s flat and the conversation had once again turned onto Sho’s jeans.
‘They hurt my eyes, it should be a crime to wear jeans like that’ Jun shuddered.
‘Yeah, you should get rid of them’ Ohno added.
‘Right and this is coming from someone whose mother still buys his clothes for him. For your information I really like these trousers and they’re really comfortable. No one is making me get rid of them.’ Sho folded his arms making it clear he didn’t want to continue the subject any further.
The others rolled their eyes.
*
Ohno was sitting playing with bits of plasticine and paint as he usually did when he was bored..which was most of the time.
Then out of the corner of his eye he saw Sho’s ugly jeans lying on the sofa, why Sho left his clothes lying around Aiba’s flat Ohno had no idea. Ohno looked at Sho’s jeans and then looked at his paints. Well I’d only be making them less ugly he thought.
*
‘Hmm, I don’t remember my jeans being this colour’ Sho frowned staring at his jeans which were well it’s hard to tell what colour they were, they looked like they’d been thrown into a vat of paint.
‘Actually Sho they look better like that’ Nino smirked.
‘Yeah, like I’m going to wear these on the street now’ Sho sighed.
‘Does this mean you’re going to throw them away?’ Jun’s face brightened.
‘Of course not! I’m going to wash them.’ Sho walked over to the washing machine.
‘Wait! But they won’t be pretty anymore!’ Ohno shouted over his shoulder.
*
While trying to concentrate on painting his nails, Jun couldn’t help but notice Sho’s hideous pair of jeans still lying on the floor. They’d gone back to their original state after somehow miraculously Sho had managed to get the paint out. This was a surprise in itself as Aiba had nearly caused the washing machine to explode after using too much washing powder.
Jun really couldn’t stand those jeans, how was he supposed to concentrate on doing his nails?
Staring at his nail polish, Jun knew what the problem was with the jeans...they needed to be more glittery.
*
Sho let out a sigh of frustration. ‘Great, first paint now glittery nail polish…someone is obviously out to destroy these jeans’
‘Whatever gave you that idea Keio boy’ Nino laughed.
‘Wait a minute Jun, you have glittery nail polish don’t you..isn’t that yours?’ Aiba looked at Jun.
Jun gave Aiba a look that said if he didn’t shut up the next thing to be covered in nail polish would be Aiba’s head.
‘Well whatever. I’m still going to wear these, there’s still nothing wrong with them’ Sho remarked.
‘Except everything’ Nino smirked.
*
If Sho had been standing in the hallway of Aiba’s flat, he would have seen Nino creeping into Aiba’s bedroom and been slightly confused.
Once in Aiba’s room, with scissors in one hand Nino picked up the jeans that were lying on a chair in Aiba’s bedroom. Looking to the jeans and then to the scissors, Nino laughed evilly.
*
While sitting watching TV, Aiba leant over to Sho ‘erm, Sho you have a hole in your jeans.’
Sho looked down surprised. ‘Really? Where?’
Aiba pointed to Sho’s crotch while Nino burst into hysterical laughter.
‘Oh well..no one will notice..hopefully.’ Sho shrugged.
‘Come on Sho! Those jeans are practically ruined beyond repair, when are you going to throw them away?’ Jun pointed out.
‘I’m not.’ Sho angrily stormed off.
*
Sho was standing in the kitchen, looking through Aiba’s cupboards, deciding what to cook for dinner that night, when he suddenly felt a strong pair of hands grab him from behind and somehow he let himself be dragged along by….Aiba?
‘What? What is it? I was in the middle of someth-’
‘Quiet. Something important needs to be dealt with.’ Aiba interrupted heading towards the bedroom.
Sho sighed; well it wasn’t the first time he’d been dragged to Aiba’s bedroom unexpectedly.
Pulling him into the bedroom, Aiba closed the door and leant against it, arms folded.
‘Jeans off. Now.’
Sho blinked at Aiba. ‘W-what?’
‘You heard me. Those jeans are horrible, you shouldn’t wear them, take them off.now.’
‘I’m not going to stop wearing them just because you tell me-’
Aiba had walked over to Sho and shut him up with a kiss. Sho closed his eyes as he felt Aiba’s tongue slide into his mouth, tasting the backs of his teeth. Reaching up to place a hand on the back of Aiba’s head, running his fingers through Aiba’s hair, Sho let himself be kissed.
While kissing him Sho suddenly felt Aiba’s hand tugging at his jeans impatiently.
After having pulled them down, Aiba forcefully pushed Sho to the floor and began licking and kissing his way down the length of Sho’s body. Every lick and every kiss drew a moan from Sho’s lips.
Sho suddenly realised that they were in fact; lying on those hideous jeans of his but right now Sho didn’t especially care, jeans be damned he didn’t want Aiba to stop what he was doing with that tongue of his.
Sho gasped as Aiba slowly sucked on his nipples while simultaneously softly stroking Sho’s hardening erection with his other hand.
Sho rolled his hips up into Aiba’s needing to meet Aiba’s increasing pace. Wrapping his arms around Aiba his hands clutching his back, Sho closed his eyes and gasped as he felt Aiba grind into him, his movements becoming more vigorous.
Sho arched his back, feeling Aiba thrust into him. He felt so tight, so good. While Sho rocked with the force of Aiba’s thrusts, Aiba leant over him, pulling Sho in for a kiss, sucking and biting at his lower lip.
Sho broke the kiss, unable to hold it in any longer, moaning loudly as the waves of pleasure took a hold of him.
Both panting heavily, Aiba threw his head back, rolled his hips down heavily onto Sho before coming with a final grunt.
Sho felt all his muscles tense as he arched his back a final time, crying out loudly as he came.
*
Both sitting up, Sho looked down.
‘Oh, shit. My Jeans, I didn’t really realise I’d been sitting on them this whole time’
Aiba shook his head. ‘Oh dear, well it looks like you’ll just have to get rid of them now, they’re far too dirty.’
‘Y-You didn’t plan this..did you Aiba?’
‘No! Of course not’ Aiba tried to look as innocent as he could.
*
‘Hey, Sho. We haven’t seen you wearing those jeans for a while, what happened to them?’ Jun seemed to be pleased that Sho no longer wore them.
‘Oh they got a bit too dirty….’
‘Too dirty? After all the other things that happened to it? How could it get any dirtier than that?’
Sho glanced at Aiba and tried not to blush thinking about it.
Nino stared at Sho, and then smiled. ‘You’re disgusting’
Ohno stared at them blankly. ‘I don’t get it.’