005- [Audio | Fourth Wall Event]

[rons_a_keeper]

Damn it, you stupid Muggle contraption! I know you have an off switch somewhere! Why won't you shut up?

Ugh. It's really rather creepy hearing random voices crop up out of this thing.

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[fallen_name]

[Oh look, convenient video feed showing someone who looks oddly like a certain Slytherin Ron may know... but just a little different.

For one thing, he's not scowling!]

Of course, you may just be crazy.

[[ooc: This here is Scorpius, a few years post-Epilogue. Let the brain breaking begin?]]

[rons_a_keeper]

[Oh Merlin, this is all he needs at this point.]

Look, I thought I told you to keep your distan-....

[And now he looks at the video, realizing that he's not talking to the git he unforunately shares a flat with.]

Oh. Sorry, I thought you were somebody else.

[OOC- Hell yes, this is awesome. ♥]

[fallen_name]

Who did you think I was?

[An eyebrow is quirked. Really, how many silver-eyed blonds with dashing Malfoy looks are there?]

[[ooc: You have no idea how long I've wanted to do this somewhere other than dear_mun. |D ]]

[rons_a_keeper]

Just this bloke I don't get on with. If it weren't for the fact that I know his parents weren't quite stupid enough to have more kids, I'd ask if you had a brother.

[OOC- This is going to kill Ron's brain so badly. He needed something to flail about this week. ^^]

[fallen_name]

He does have a name, doesn't he? You remind me of someone I know as well. Several someones, actually.

[[ooc: I can't predict this conversation ending in anything but anger once Scorp finds out who Ron's talking about. xD ]]

[rons_a_keeper]

Of course he does, though you wouldn't know it unless you were from my world. Er... though if you know people who look like me, chances are you know my family. You're not a wizard, by any chance, are you?

[OOC- Ron regrets nothing! XP]

[fallen_name]

Of course I'm a wizard. Wouldn't I have asked what a Muggle was if I wasn't one?

[[ooc: Not yet, he doesn't!]]

[rons_a_keeper]

Fair point, then. Do you know the Malfoy family?

[OOC- D'oh!]

[fallen_name]

I would hope so, considering I'm part of it.

[rons_a_keeper]

... what? Fantastic, so you're Draco's cousin, then? Or an illegitimate brother?

[fallen_name]

Draco Malfoy is my father.

[[ooc; Annnnd here comes the brain breaking.]]

[rons_a_keeper]

[Pardon the first five seconds of stunned, aghast silence before he explodes.]

He bloody well is NOT!

You're not-

He can't-

That isn't-

... how old are you anyway?!

[fallen_name]

I'm sixteen, and I think I would know who my own father is! If you have a problem with him, I have a problem with you!

[rons_a_keeper]

Look, I might not exactly be another Hermione Granger, but I know that he can't have had a kid when he was just a one-year-old! That just isn't possible!

[fallen_name]

What are you talking about? My father is hardly as young as you're thinking.

Who are you anyway?

[rons_a_keeper]

Your-... Malfoy's only seventeen. Eighteen, at most; I can't be buggered to recollect his birthday.

I'm Ron Weasley. And seeing as how I've known Malfoy since we were eleven, I think I might have known if he somehow managed a kid when he was still in nappies.