[Have a young, hyperactive werewolf... who is totally a fan of Harry Potter I COULDN'T RESIST tell me if you don't want me to tell Ronnie 'bout who they are~]
[He's pausing and scratching his head, and you can pretty much tell he's fidgeting and feeling reeeeaaaally bad all of a sudden. After all, you sound preeeeeetty lost in that weird delusion of yours, Ronny]
I dunno how to say this... but... you're kinda... not real. Sorry.
[Yes, that right there would qualify as stalker material.]
How did you...?
What are you getting at?
And what do you mean, Ron Weasley isn't real? I'm real, and I'm Ron Weasley, and you obvious know about my dad's car and the Whomping Willow and how the hell did you know that?!
[... Aw maaaan, now he feels back. Cause dude, you're totally rooted in this identity crisis thing. And who knows, your therapist could have asked everyone around you to play along to make your return to sanity easier or something... and he might have just ruined it! You should carry a sign around or something, Ron!]
...... I read it in a book?
[Man he sounds timid, guilty almost. Jake'll kill him if he unknowingly stepped on some crazy guy's toes. He's supposed to be avoiding drawing attention to himself!]
... what book? Don't tell me they've come out with a new edition of Hogwarts: A History that Hermione hasn't read yet. That stupid Whomping Willow can't be so important that a minor crash like that was worth being put in a bloody book!
[Have a lot of completely incomprehensible noises as he tries to work all this out.]
Someone wrote a book about Harry? Who? Was it that Skeeter woman? I bet it was, that cow! Why would she dig up such a random detail from second year? How did she know I snapped my wand?!
You're British? Awesome!
[Have a young, hyperactive werewolf... who is totally a fan of Harry Potter I COULDN'T RESIST tell me if you don't want me to tell Ronnie 'bout who they are~]
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[lmao, this event was made for brainbreaking, so go on ahead. XD]
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[Why yes, that's an attempted British accent... one that fails]
Heh. Sorry, definitely shoulda said that first! Who're you?
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Right. I'll remember that.
The name's Ron Weasley.
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Ron Weasely?
Funny, man. Who are you really?
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Er, why would it be funny for me to be who I am?
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.... There's no way you're Ron Weasley. Its kinda... impossible.
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Why? Are you from the future? Am I dead or something?
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[He's pausing and scratching his head, and you can pretty much tell he's fidgeting and feeling reeeeaaaally bad all of a sudden. After all, you sound preeeeeetty lost in that weird delusion of yours, Ronny]
I dunno how to say this... but... you're kinda... not real. Sorry.
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You're a nutter. Of course I'm real; how else would you be talking to me?
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... Well, I guess that's true. I mean, you're real. But... Ron Weasley isn't.
Um... how should I... well.. hmmmmmmm.
[There's the sound of flesh hitting flesh as he hits his fist down into his open hand, coming up with an idea]
In your second year you crashed your dad's car into the Whomping Willow cause you kinda faceplanted into the wall at the station!
[He sounds triumphant... even though he really proved nothing other than his potential capabilities as a stalker]
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How did you...?
What are you getting at?
And what do you mean, Ron Weasley isn't real? I'm real, and I'm Ron Weasley, and you obvious know about my dad's car and the Whomping Willow and how the hell did you know that?!
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...... I read it in a book?
[Man he sounds timid, guilty almost. Jake'll kill him if he unknowingly stepped on some crazy guy's toes. He's supposed to be avoiding drawing attention to himself!]
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... what book? Don't tell me they've come out with a new edition of Hogwarts: A History that Hermione hasn't read yet. That stupid Whomping Willow can't be so important that a minor crash like that was worth being put in a bloody book!
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No... its... a series. Called... Harry Potter?
[He has to laugh at that, though. Its such a Ron thing to say. He loves it]
Oh yeah? Minor enough to break your wand and beat up the car. You two almost got smashed. Into pieces!
[He trails off, snickering. He can't help it. It was one of those priceless moments.]
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Someone wrote a book about Harry? Who? Was it that Skeeter woman? I bet it was, that cow! Why would she dig up such a random detail from second year? How did she know I snapped my wand?!
And this isn't funny, damn it!
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