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So I've got a big time problem and I have no clue what the solution is. Girlfriend's birthday is on November 7th and she picked the absolute worst day of the year to be born. What happens on November 7th besides mid-term elections? (ROCK THE VOTE so I don't have to!) Fuckin' Guitar Hero 2 comes out. I pre-ordered mine through the company that releases it because they're going to give me a free t-shirt along with it (that hopefully will come in XXL and have Dorito stains already screenprinted onto it so I can look even more like a goddamn nerd when I wear it). Since it's coming in the mail, it could come a day or two after the 7th and help me avoid adding another notch to the belt where I keep track of hearts I've broken (dead serious, I really do this, ask me for pictures sometime). Since it's straight from the company putting it out and not a store, they said they're actually shipping it out before the 7th and I'll be among the first people to have the game, so it's possible the game could come on the 7th or maybe even earlier.
I don't know what to do because as nice as it would be to make the 7th her special day, this is freaking Guitar Hero 2 we're talking about. Buddy Jessica said that I should get her really drunk really quick and when she passes out I get to play the game, which seems like the best idea so far. It's got to be the first time in recorded history a guy has gotten a girl drunk so that he can play video games and it does a fantastic job of demonstrating exactly how mixed up my priorities are.
While we're going on about misplaced priorities, I have to apologize to anyone I talked to on Monday because I guarantee I didn't make it thirty seconds without the name Kurt Angle popping out of my mouth. I suppose I should be more embarassed about this than I am but the two happiest moments I've had this year both came while I was watching wrestling. When Edge beat Cena at New Year's Revolution I swear I could have hugged everyone I saw for the rest of the night (even Muslims) and then on Sunday night when Kurt Angle showed up in TNA, same thing again.
I could take this as a sign of what a complete nerd I am but instead I'll pass the blame and say everyone else needs to step up their game a little bit to make me as happy as I get watching people pretend to fight. If you buy me the Diesel shoes or the shirts I fell in love with last weekend, maybe next time I say the phrase "best in the world," I'll be referring to you instead of this guy.
I don't know what to do because as nice as it would be to make the 7th her special day, this is freaking Guitar Hero 2 we're talking about. Buddy Jessica said that I should get her really drunk really quick and when she passes out I get to play the game, which seems like the best idea so far. It's got to be the first time in recorded history a guy has gotten a girl drunk so that he can play video games and it does a fantastic job of demonstrating exactly how mixed up my priorities are.
While we're going on about misplaced priorities, I have to apologize to anyone I talked to on Monday because I guarantee I didn't make it thirty seconds without the name Kurt Angle popping out of my mouth. I suppose I should be more embarassed about this than I am but the two happiest moments I've had this year both came while I was watching wrestling. When Edge beat Cena at New Year's Revolution I swear I could have hugged everyone I saw for the rest of the night (even Muslims) and then on Sunday night when Kurt Angle showed up in TNA, same thing again.
I could take this as a sign of what a complete nerd I am but instead I'll pass the blame and say everyone else needs to step up their game a little bit to make me as happy as I get watching people pretend to fight. If you buy me the Diesel shoes or the shirts I fell in love with last weekend, maybe next time I say the phrase "best in the world," I'll be referring to you instead of this guy.