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My sisters baby shower is today. I couldn't make it, and she's kinda upset over that.
Like the celebrating of the unborn fetus cooking in her womb wasn't enough to drag me up there, she tried bribing me with a Horse and 300 Alpacas. I'm no longer a fan of Alpacas (if I ever was one) because last time I went to the farm I saw one give birth. They couldn't have waited til the party was over? Attention whores. That is what they are.
Like the celebrating of the unborn fetus cooking in her womb wasn't enough to drag me up there, she tried bribing me with a Horse and 300 Alpacas. I'm no longer a fan of Alpacas (if I ever was one) because last time I went to the farm I saw one give birth. They couldn't have waited til the party was over? Attention whores. That is what they are.