Those 2-weeks notice blues.
Huh.
I am... a corporate... whore.
Ah well. At least I wasn't there long enough to be a corporate... um... concubine?
ALRIGHT! So Uncle Chris owes Capella $700, and is $700ish overdrawn, I have thousands of dollars of credit card debt, and will have no job by the end of the mon...
...th. The month. Huh.
Oh. And Mom's overdrawn, too?
Huh. Oh! Kkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaayyyyyy?
o_0
So I have $450 worth of merchandise I could sell, and plenty of talent, and what's left over from Grandpa's annuity from the war, and forty bucks and some change in my pocket.
That puts me at circa $-a million by the beginning of February. Rent will be $895.00. Credit card payments will be $155. Netflix will be $30, and the tonsils still have dibs on roughly $200.
Forgive my math, but even if I turned off the lights sat here and rocked back and forth for thirty days or so, that would still put me (forgive my math,) $-a few thousand-ish at the end of February.
Hi, Grandma? It's Christopher.
I am... a corporate... whore.
Ah well. At least I wasn't there long enough to be a corporate... um... concubine?
ALRIGHT! So Uncle Chris owes Capella $700, and is $700ish overdrawn, I have thousands of dollars of credit card debt, and will have no job by the end of the mon...
...th. The month. Huh.
Oh. And Mom's overdrawn, too?
Huh. Oh! Kkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaayyyyyy?
o_0
So I have $450 worth of merchandise I could sell, and plenty of talent, and what's left over from Grandpa's annuity from the war, and forty bucks and some change in my pocket.
That puts me at circa $-a million by the beginning of February. Rent will be $895.00. Credit card payments will be $155. Netflix will be $30, and the tonsils still have dibs on roughly $200.
Forgive my math, but even if I turned off the lights sat here and rocked back and forth for thirty days or so, that would still put me (forgive my math,) $-a few thousand-ish at the end of February.
Hi, Grandma? It's Christopher.