I love messin with internet morons...
...Like Perez Hilton. I watch weird stuff and I was watchin CNN for a few. Showbiz tonight had a report on the Brit Spears stuff, as if none of us have heard by now. So, I hear that Perez Hilton accused Brit of having in his words "a beer belly". Wow...okay lets stop for a second...
This fruit booty, bad hairday, porn stash havin, portly, sweaty bastard, accuses HER Of havin a gut?
Well I cant resist a chance to go off on one of these jerks. and I just LOOOOOVe the fact that most of these loud mouths have blogs where they allow comments.
For the record a shit ton of folks beat me to it. Over 4 THOUSAND comments when I posted. Let that sink in for a second. four...THOUSAND not 40, not 400. So much god damn lag on that blog it was all I could do to post my rinky dink put down. Lots of folk trashing him so on.
So my comments? I told him he needed to lay off the twinkies and strawberry quick, lose some pounds and then go off on someone elses bad shape. I also called him the latest 15 minute net celeb.
Yeah I know not much but damn that felt good.
For the record, the performance was bad, maybe she aint down with doin this no more, but there is no reason to go off on someone having a healthy appearance. She didnt have that bad a shape. Hell man I dig chicks with a figure.
This whole thing has me just...its times like this I want to just pack it all up and go live in a log cabin in alaska or canada or something.
Before I got my cable back in may of this year, I had not had a dish or cable TV in roughly 4 years. And Im begining to think I wasnt missing a thing.
I just continue to be amazed at what the press will cover, the cruel things people say in public and just how hostile human beings have become. I watch these good for nothings become famous because they have a lot of friends on myspace, or they talk shit about people in their blogs. I watch people make careers out of being on all the different "reality shows" which has become a bit of a misnomer. The only reality in most of them is just how sad society is to me now.
And its funny because what got me to thinking about all this was watchin that show The pickup artist. They have this guy on there called Jon I think. Chubby dude who used to play WoW a bit. So somehow he views the life he has now, spouting routines and scripted pick up stories, as vastly more exciting and better than playing an MMO in his basement.
After you get the chick though, where do you begin and the pickup artist end? Im all for confidence and meeting people, but what about being real. If you are in it for the nookie, thats fine but you wont be happy. How is hanging out and having adventures with friends in an MMO loserville? Shit I would rather do that than spend endless nights in clubs, saying things Im told, getting interest in my lines rather than in who I am.
Few things Im convinced of, I think this experiment with reality shows has now failed and its time to end it.
If being who I am, thats a computer geek, wrestling geek, movie geek, action figure collector, godzilla movie dork, LOTR nerd, general reader of fiction, amature crusades researcher, late age college student, MMO dork, video game geek....if all that makes me a loser, then so be it. I would rather be that, than this guy who hides all that try to become some slick pick up guy with relationships that mean nothing.
I turn a lot of people off by telling the truth within reason. I have lost the interest of possible friends over it. I say so be it. At least Im real.
Im tired of watching the press say cruel things and people being tried in the press for various crimes. Nancy Grace makes me want to vomit.
More and more, Im thinkin about dropping cable TV. It makes me wonder about this kind of stuff. Somehow I dont think thats good.
rw
PS I just remembered why I got the damn thing back...HOCKEY SEASON!!!! WOOO HOOOO okay Ill keep it till Hockey season is done then think about losing it. ...nuff said
This fruit booty, bad hairday, porn stash havin, portly, sweaty bastard, accuses HER Of havin a gut?
Well I cant resist a chance to go off on one of these jerks. and I just LOOOOOVe the fact that most of these loud mouths have blogs where they allow comments.
For the record a shit ton of folks beat me to it. Over 4 THOUSAND comments when I posted. Let that sink in for a second. four...THOUSAND not 40, not 400. So much god damn lag on that blog it was all I could do to post my rinky dink put down. Lots of folk trashing him so on.
So my comments? I told him he needed to lay off the twinkies and strawberry quick, lose some pounds and then go off on someone elses bad shape. I also called him the latest 15 minute net celeb.
Yeah I know not much but damn that felt good.
For the record, the performance was bad, maybe she aint down with doin this no more, but there is no reason to go off on someone having a healthy appearance. She didnt have that bad a shape. Hell man I dig chicks with a figure.
This whole thing has me just...its times like this I want to just pack it all up and go live in a log cabin in alaska or canada or something.
Before I got my cable back in may of this year, I had not had a dish or cable TV in roughly 4 years. And Im begining to think I wasnt missing a thing.
I just continue to be amazed at what the press will cover, the cruel things people say in public and just how hostile human beings have become. I watch these good for nothings become famous because they have a lot of friends on myspace, or they talk shit about people in their blogs. I watch people make careers out of being on all the different "reality shows" which has become a bit of a misnomer. The only reality in most of them is just how sad society is to me now.
And its funny because what got me to thinking about all this was watchin that show The pickup artist. They have this guy on there called Jon I think. Chubby dude who used to play WoW a bit. So somehow he views the life he has now, spouting routines and scripted pick up stories, as vastly more exciting and better than playing an MMO in his basement.
After you get the chick though, where do you begin and the pickup artist end? Im all for confidence and meeting people, but what about being real. If you are in it for the nookie, thats fine but you wont be happy. How is hanging out and having adventures with friends in an MMO loserville? Shit I would rather do that than spend endless nights in clubs, saying things Im told, getting interest in my lines rather than in who I am.
Few things Im convinced of, I think this experiment with reality shows has now failed and its time to end it.
If being who I am, thats a computer geek, wrestling geek, movie geek, action figure collector, godzilla movie dork, LOTR nerd, general reader of fiction, amature crusades researcher, late age college student, MMO dork, video game geek....if all that makes me a loser, then so be it. I would rather be that, than this guy who hides all that try to become some slick pick up guy with relationships that mean nothing.
I turn a lot of people off by telling the truth within reason. I have lost the interest of possible friends over it. I say so be it. At least Im real.
Im tired of watching the press say cruel things and people being tried in the press for various crimes. Nancy Grace makes me want to vomit.
More and more, Im thinkin about dropping cable TV. It makes me wonder about this kind of stuff. Somehow I dont think thats good.
rw
PS I just remembered why I got the damn thing back...HOCKEY SEASON!!!! WOOO HOOOO okay Ill keep it till Hockey season is done then think about losing it. ...nuff said