Megashark vs. Giant Octopus! Yaaaaaay!
Well, I just finished watching Megashark vs. Giant Octopus. WOW! It was spectacularly bad. Soooo unintentionally funny. Debbie Gibson (whoops! DEBORAH Gibson) and Lorenzo Lamas starring opposite a bunch of other... people and some crappy CGI. It's about... well, just read the title. I want to get a bunch of friends together with lots and lots of alcohol and snacks to watch this together.
Things I learned from this movie:
Sea creatures flash frozen in a glacier can be thawed and will come back to life none the worse for wear.
Since we're melting the icecaps and glaciers, giant monsters would be our just comeuppance.
The US Navy has destroyers that look *exactly* like Iowa Class battleships.
Iowa Class destroyers can attack undersea creatures with their deck guns.
The US Navy hires the mentally handicapped to command their Iowa Class destroyers
The US Military has magical cloaking technology that can turn an F-15 fighter into an F-18 and back.
American and Japanese Marine guards wear sunglasses at all times, even in dark rooms.
The prehistoric shark megalodon could swim at 500 knots and bite airliners out of the sky (fanTASTIC!)
Sci Fi, sorry, SyFy is now putting student films on the air as legitimate movies
Our puny weapons are no match for oversized seafood
Marine biologists of either gender are easier than breathing
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You guys have got to watch this. You won't ever get those 2 hours back, so make sure you laugh.
A lot.
Things I learned from this movie:
Sea creatures flash frozen in a glacier can be thawed and will come back to life none the worse for wear.
Since we're melting the icecaps and glaciers, giant monsters would be our just comeuppance.
The US Navy has destroyers that look *exactly* like Iowa Class battleships.
Iowa Class destroyers can attack undersea creatures with their deck guns.
The US Navy hires the mentally handicapped to command their Iowa Class destroyers
The US Military has magical cloaking technology that can turn an F-15 fighter into an F-18 and back.
American and Japanese Marine guards wear sunglasses at all times, even in dark rooms.
The prehistoric shark megalodon could swim at 500 knots and bite airliners out of the sky (fanTASTIC!)
Sci Fi, sorry, SyFy is now putting student films on the air as legitimate movies
Our puny weapons are no match for oversized seafood
Marine biologists of either gender are easier than breathing
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You guys have got to watch this. You won't ever get those 2 hours back, so make sure you laugh.
A lot.