Jan 24, 2006 09:36
- In one of my travels on the bizzare space known to man as, the internet, "Shlonnorbonz," as it is known in other planets, I have come across a blog of a "Pro" gamer in a game called, "DOTA." What the fuck does DOTA mean anyway? Driving On The Air? Dead On The Automat? Defrying Olives That Aren't? Anyway, the gruesome details can be seen as such:
j00 u knowzor sometingz? Im a pRo d0ta pl4y4rz. Fo realz. Fo sho. Its a such a kewl j0bzz0r ya kn0w? Don't have to wake up earlyz. Don't have to answer to a fukking bozzorz. STFU BOZZORSZ, IM GUNNA OWN PEEPZ AND TEH R4ND0MZ NOOBZORZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ALRAYT?????????????????????????????????????
Da charactor i uze? -RANDOM man. CUZ I KNOW ALL TEH CHAROCTORZ AND THIER SHKILZ THAT KILLZ. but nvm that, cuz my favortie is the SVEN. cuz, hes so good mahn. Noobs keep whining, cuz i keep usingz the hammor, and tehn GS, (what the fuck? Great Sperm? - ronin_vagabond) then i kill them all, then i get tripel killz. its so good, i also use hammor for teh KS (what the fuck? Kinetic Slap? - rv) then my teamm8tes all go "stop KSingz" and then i go "STFU LOL" hahahahahhahahahaha lOLOLOLOLOL NOOBZ0rz TEMANSLZ(i don't even know what that meant)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gtg, im gonna g0 ownz0rz know.
-The aforementioned article is "written" by one "l33t_m3g4_Kl3rZ." All I can say is, grammar please.