rofl
something rather hilarious happened today in graphics class. a couple of guys were bored in the lecture room and the class was in the computer lab and the professor was at lunch.. basically it was me and these two guys in there.. and a si said before they got bored. they get this little metal rod thats probably about 2 1/2 feet long and maybe an inch in circumference, and it had two little rubber things on the ends so that it basically looked like a baton (i have no idea wtf the point of it was). anyway they start playing baseball with the rod and sandals, then they revert to a paperball i created. after a few rounds they ask me if i would like a try at it, im like nah thats ok.. "cmon" is the reply so i give in.. Travis decides to be the pitcher.. i get a strike on the first marvelous pitch... on the second pitch i have my bearings more secure and take a triumphant swing at the paper ball, unraveling it and sending it in a ballistic path to the other side of the room... unfortunately for Travis the rubber thing on the end, which my left hand was using for grip came off of the baton and so it went hurling in perfect for directly at his face... its crazy spinning aerial display meets up directly with his chin and then collides into his shoulder. (this all happened in roughly .5 seconds) so im happy i nailed the crap out of the ball.. and before i even realize the damned baton wasnt in my hand anymore i look at travis and hes just wide eyed staring at the floor not really focusing on anything. (in about .2 seconds i realize that the batons isnt in my hand anymore and that there is a bright red line going across his chin. the fucking look of utter disbelief on his face had me laughing hysterically for about 10 minutes.. i dont really know how to describe it other than saying it would probably resemble your face if u found out pamela anderson was a man. he looked like a child that just shit its pants for the first time and didnt know whether to be offended or pissed off. ironically, his immortal last words before that final pitch were: "this is the last pitch for me." yes it was travis.. yes it was
another thing that cracks me up is the sheer amount of people he is going to have to explain the purple line going across his face to. lmao
and i just finished another great back/biceps workout. time to relax and grow and hopefully some inklink later
another thing that cracks me up is the sheer amount of people he is going to have to explain the purple line going across his face to. lmao
and i just finished another great back/biceps workout. time to relax and grow and hopefully some inklink later