tonight the awsome time!
so tonight was a flippen adventure and a half. Frist i went to mirandas house, and we chilled i helped her clean her room, had some pizza, and checked my myspace, we found out jess was sad so we went to meet up with her. On the way tehre i got into a fight with the dude from dunkin donuts he couldnt speak english, and he didnt know what ice was, what was on the menue for cold drinks, or what flavours of coffee they had.. youd think hes new.. but no.. this was just him not knowing english or being able to read it.. fuck why does he have a job and i dont. next time i want a job im gonna say lsjlknwtnewlksgnsdngjsdn and maybe ill get a job coz im sick of all the russians, packies, and mexicans getting jobs that americans should be haveing.. and err canadiens.. ok anyway so then we meet this dude who needs a light, miranda gives him one, and hes hiding beer, i told him i was lynette from kentucy.. lmao.. then we get to jesses hosue and i give her a chocolate chip muffin hopeing it would cheer her up. i braught up how i should sell my eggs to science, she was like i wanna sell my ovaries i wanna know how much i could get for it, i was like no jess, then there will be no more jesses, i told her i would birth her babies this way there can be more awsome jesses, then i was like omg it would be like birthing jess. so now i must take pics of porn stars and make the birthing experience happen while we laugh like bevis and butthead.. her people downstairs heard so we left lol... yeah man.. then we wentoh a jurney to crack land i was like ooo thats is.. shes like sals house lmao.. when we got to the real crack land we heard erire nosies, and crack man came out, we screamed .. literaly, and ran away. miranada told us it was an old age mental home.. uh scary.. anyway so then we went to a park, and miranada and jess pissed.. i had the idea to piss down the slide so i did.. and lost my 1930's penny but it was worth it so yeah... then it started to rain, so we all licked a concret pigeion and walked jess home. me and miranda also set out for home, on the way there we were walking down 86th street when we saw and old cover girl makeup thinger, i was like i want that for my house, miranada looked at it and saw a jammed lipstick, she couldnt get it out, i drop kicked the thing, and out it came,, then i found one,, another drop kick and it was out.. she also found eye shaow makeup setter.. or whqatever.. then we met this dude carrying beer, who was on crack and liked to name drop.. his name was nury,, like fury without the F.. and he needed to find a car service i told him id tell him where if he gave me beer and he did.. i asked him if he was circumsized.. and he was.. he told us he was going to meet some hot chick, and was in the movie - kids.. he also says he knows the bestie boys, and is makeing a movie with them called no sleep till brooklyn,,., he said he was 30 i said i was 24,, and he asked if we were bensonhurst girls.. we said yes.. i asked if he had a myspace he said no.. he said he was googleable like a million times.. when he went to the car service.. he said look me up on mypace.. i turned to miranada, and said.. i thought he didnt have a myspace.. she said.. he doesnt lol. so he drove away.. before he had asked us if we wanted some pot and some crack we said no.. so we met two junkies that night, i got free beer, me and miranada got free makeup, i got into a fight with the dunken donuts guy, we pissed in a park, and walked in the rain.. i swear it doesnt get any better then that!