Jurry Duty
They make you fill out a questionnaire when they summon you for jury duty. One of the last questions asks if serving on jury duty will cause undue hardship. It has now been found that this answer will make sure they NEVER call you again.
"I am unable to perform jury duty at this time due to my fear of being attacked by zombies while in a position of not being able to engage in defensive hostilities. I have not seen any evidence of anti-zombie preparations at your facility and, to my knowledge, none of your facility's security detail have been trained in anti-zombie tactics. This position would not only put me in a severe amount of stress, but this stress would prevent me from focusing on my main purpose of being there, which is to make sure the accused is acquitted at all costs. Thank you."
"I am unable to perform jury duty at this time due to my fear of being attacked by zombies while in a position of not being able to engage in defensive hostilities. I have not seen any evidence of anti-zombie preparations at your facility and, to my knowledge, none of your facility's security detail have been trained in anti-zombie tactics. This position would not only put me in a severe amount of stress, but this stress would prevent me from focusing on my main purpose of being there, which is to make sure the accused is acquitted at all costs. Thank you."