I like to cut it close

[ronayt]

I have a research paper due at 2:00 PM today. I didn't start doing research until about noon yesterday. I spent all night reading and drinking enough caffeinated beverages to ensure that sleep is not an option. Right now the paper covers the back of a receipt. I figure 8 hours is plenty of time to write a paper. I don't even know what is going on in that class anyway so I figure a random pile of sleep deprived prose disguised as research would be as much as I could expect to produce under any circumstances.

Hooray for stress and the last project of the semester!