Best creation story I've ever heard
"In and intricately bizarre tome, 'Genesis: Mother of All Sciences'
Pincas Dov claimed discovery of a "new science" through his "decoding"
of Genesis in which each Hebrew letter corrisponds to a cluster of
physical, physiological, and metaphysical concepts. Adam translates
the "hisses" and vibrations of nature into words -- the Book of
Genesis -- by "mentally fondling" them, thereby revealing, for
instance, that argon (Hebrew letter kh) is the basis of life. Life,
created hundreds of millions of years ago, developed through
"evolutional creationism" -- a kind of continuing spontaneous
generation -- not Darwinism. Animals arose from "nitrogen ooze," and
fishes turned directly into birds. Humans are not descended from lower
forms. Adam, who coalesced from biogenetic materials such as
"pre-pollens" in the atmosphere and the cosmic ingredients from
meteors and comets, hatched from an egg as a bird man with no visceral
organs. The Fall triggered an explosion which reversed Earth's
rotation, catapulting the Nephilim from the Moon to Earth where they
ate human females. Animals and humans then cross-bred. Evolutionists
are completely wrong in claiming human descent from apes, as most
animals, apes included, are adulterated human-animal hybrids"
Pincas Dov claimed discovery of a "new science" through his "decoding"
of Genesis in which each Hebrew letter corrisponds to a cluster of
physical, physiological, and metaphysical concepts. Adam translates
the "hisses" and vibrations of nature into words -- the Book of
Genesis -- by "mentally fondling" them, thereby revealing, for
instance, that argon (Hebrew letter kh) is the basis of life. Life,
created hundreds of millions of years ago, developed through
"evolutional creationism" -- a kind of continuing spontaneous
generation -- not Darwinism. Animals arose from "nitrogen ooze," and
fishes turned directly into birds. Humans are not descended from lower
forms. Adam, who coalesced from biogenetic materials such as
"pre-pollens" in the atmosphere and the cosmic ingredients from
meteors and comets, hatched from an egg as a bird man with no visceral
organs. The Fall triggered an explosion which reversed Earth's
rotation, catapulting the Nephilim from the Moon to Earth where they
ate human females. Animals and humans then cross-bred. Evolutionists
are completely wrong in claiming human descent from apes, as most
animals, apes included, are adulterated human-animal hybrids"