xmas party at Ronaldo_UK's house!!
tye
tye drank 15 ales, 7 red wines, 8 aftershocks, 13 goldschlagers and 12 pernods.
According to
tye you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.
To say that
tye loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
pinknebula
pinknebula drank 14 sherrys, 12 brandys, 15 sambuccas, 3 coffee liqueurs and 4 red wines.
pinknebula and
gerbilgrrl were on the edge of a punch-up after
gerbilgrrl called
pinknebula a balding greasy bastard with hungry head lice!
gerbilgrrl
gerbilgrrl drank 12 tequilas, 6 aftershocks, 7 mescals, 15 pulques, 5 poteens and 3 sambuccas.
gerbilgrrl and
supayana took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night
lonelystar02
lonelystar02 drank 11 rums, 8 mescals, 10 red wines and 14 stouts.
evil_e
evil_e drank a vodka, 15 goldschlagers, 4 pilsners, 2 sherrys, 15 cosmopolitans and 4 champagnes.
la_bonne_fille
la_bonne_fille drank 9 rums, 14 ales and 11 coffee liqueurs.
ronaldo_uk
ronaldo_uk drank 5 mescals, 8 white wines, 14 gins and 7 lagers.
daynapanda
daynapanda drank 5 coffee liqueurs, 8 tequilas, 6 champagnes, 8 pernods and 2 cognacs.
supayana
supayana drank 6 everclears, 4 red wines and 14 ales.
ruthieblue2
ruthieblue2 drank 6 kahluas, 3 white wines, 10 goldschlagers and 2 sambuccas.
awtum
awtum drank 10 stouts, 4 gins and 6 ales.
By morning
Ronaldo_UK's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled
Ronaldo_UK's kitty!
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