Ballad of Barnsley jail - Nigel Farage.
I certainly don't condone throwing anything at Mr Farage. However - what to do if arrested in Barnsley. Ask for Cell 8, it is where political prisoners are kept. The Qibla points to the latrine. Very haram, baby. The next few days will be interesting, either South Yorkshi*e C*nstabulary drop charges against a human rights maven or we go toe to toe in a worse case scenario.
