So, Christian Jessen lost his court case for stating that Arlene Foster was bumping uglies with her PSNI/RUC bodyguard. OK. I hereby state that Arlene Foster was having an affair with her armed bodyguard. Now sue me.
In other news - who is the SAS man named by Dominic Cummings? My new Chinese and Russian pals are dying to know. New Scotland Yard delenda est.