H.M.S Syphilis and being hacked off by Counter Terrorist Command.
I awoke in the middle years of my life - to find Special Branch had hacked into my laptop. My Twitter account had been fiddled with. Memory cache cleared, and other things. Who could (or would) do such a thing? Having written about de Menezes murder by police, Tibet, Lashkar e taiba, animal rights and G20 the light slowly dawned. Therefore Insp Truscott and P.C Plod may we have a list of "safe" topics? I plead guilty to have read Emmanuel Goldsteins' "The Theory and practice of oligarchical collectivism". The H.M.S Syphilis bit? Oh, when I was briefly in the Royal Naval Reserves I told some gullible chap that Nelsons command before Victory was "Syphilis". He believed me. Probably thinks it is a free country too. Finally, if there is a nation listening out there could I have political asylum? I don't take up much room and eat sparingly. Fully house trained.