You Win

Sep 17, 2005 20:19

[11:42] Romosome: I'm going to write my own RP system.
[11:42] Romosome: It will be called YOU WIN.
[11:42] Frocto: !
[11:42] Frocto: How do you play?
[11:42] Romosome: You roll a 1d20 and if it comes up YOU WIN
[11:42] Romosome: and then you get a cookie
[11:42] Frocto: If it comes... up?
[11:42] Romosome: Yeah.
[11:42] Frocto: What if it comes down?
[11:42] Romosome: Well, it can't.
[11:42] Romosome: If anything comes up, you win.
[11:42] Frocto: Oho.

[11:43] Frocto: I want to play You Win.
[11:43] Romosome: Okay.
[11:43] Frocto: Who will run it?
[11:44] Romosome: roll 1d20
[11:44] Frocto: Oh, you're running it?
[11:44] Romosome: Right now, yeah
[11:44] Frocto: Cool.
[11:44] Frocto: Where am I?
[11:44] Romosome: Um, you're in a room. It's big.
[11:44] Romosome: Roll 1d20.
[11:44] Frocto: Okay.
[11:44] Frocto: 1d20
[11:44] myew: Frocto, (1d20) 6.
[11:44] Romosome: YOU WIN!!!
[11:44] Romosome: See, wasn't that great?
[11:45] Frocto: That was, without doubt, the culmination of humanity's efforts.
[11:45] Frocto: We have now, as a species, jumped the shark.
[11:45] Romosome: Indeed.
[11:45] * Frocto shakes Romo's hand
[11:45] Romosome: Just wait for the CCG.
[11:45] Frocto: Pleasure doing business with you, sir.
[11:45] Romosome: It will consist of one card that says YOU WIN!

I just realized now that I didn't give him the cookie. Chalk it up to first-time GMing.
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