The Weasel King Speaks

Jan 04, 2010 14:52

*edit* /begin.sarcasm (Since the Hamsters didn't give it away.)

A manifesto for Independents, Non-Combat Characters, Na'er Do Wells, and Magic Users

We the undersigned, declare ourselves to be unsatisfied with the current level of support for our character arch-types.  We ask that the following concerns be considered for improving the game experience for all of us:

1.  Fair and Equal Resource Advancement:  Man should not have to live by trail thread alone.
2.  Magic that Matters:  If the warrior can kill it with 9 swings of a sword, we should be able to kill it with one ninth level spell.
3.  Real Grit:  Some like our role-play more true to life, with moral quandaries.
4.  Story Impact:  Everyone makes a contribution, and everyone should get a moment to shine regardless of how it is done.
5.  Respect: We pay the same and get a fraction of the game resources.  Either we get more support or pay less to be background.
6.  People Matter:  Factions shouldn't determine your access level to the game.  If it does, then faction people should pay more.
7.  Slaughter the Hogs:  Greedy people who can't be happy with a reasonable amount of play need to be cut off or pay more.
8.  Miniature Giant Space Hamsters:  'Cause in a game like this, everyone needs their Boo.

*edit* /end.sarcasm 
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