Comments | romie007: Pity party for one?

romie007

Pity party for one?

Jul 20, 2009 12:47

I freaking HATE camping.

It's not a vacation.

It's pretending to be homeless except the food is better.

I get two weeks to recover from the last 10 days of "relaxation" and then we're going again.

To a place called Killbear.

Yup.

KILLBEAR!?!? (Sounds like my beloved Shithead's backyard ( Read more... )

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60schic July 20 2009, 20:00:49 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I gave camping up for Lent....10 years ago!!!!! Never ever want to go again.

It's not a vacation if Mommy has to cook and clean dishes. Or put on shoes to use the toilet. Nope, just...NOT!

romie007 July 23 2009, 12:49:41 UTC

"Or put on shoes to use the toilet.."

Best.
Line.
Ever!!!!

It's my new excuse for *hating* camping.

I was a little cruder when I used it though.

I have to shop for a baby shower.

At this point I'm not sure what's worse...

Camping or going to the shower and having to participate in *ugh* games.

There's not enough coffee in the world.

60schic July 24 2009, 14:54:28 UTC

Coffee? I usually need alcohol for one of those things. Especialy the ones I've been to lately with 100 guests and as many gifts....and then having to sit there while she opens EVERY one of them. After a dozen, the *Ooohs* and *Ahhhhs* become nauseating.

romie007 July 25 2009, 00:45:45 UTC

100 people ( ... )

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smc36 July 20 2009, 20:13:33 UTC

*chuckle* *snort* *giggle*
Yes, I am that evil. Your post made me laugh.

Hell? No my love, the 8th level of hell is a 4 day dance competition in Atlantic City with more teenagers just like Mine and more moms just like me...
And no way to gamble because there was no time.
And no way to go swimming because there was no time.
And no way to eat good food because dancers eat lettuce with no dressing and hamburgers are banned...
ANNNDDD I ran out of diet snapple and it was $3!! for one freaking bottle of the tea of the Gods. (and yup - went broke buying said $3 diet snapple at the "convience" store in the Hilton!)

We gotta get away again.

romie007 July 23 2009, 13:06:33 UTC

You may have had to spend $3 a bottle for your "fix" but at least it was available. Try being in the middle of nowhere and running out of your drug of choice. It makes for a long freaking prison sentence.

Sorry, dance competitions are only the 7th level of hell. You are a social butterfly. You love that stuff (not to mention your daughter has talent. Nicole? I love her to pieces, but talent for sports or dance... um, not so much. I remember her dance classes. Yeah, 18 bucks a week to teach her how to skip...) Besides, I may get to see Sam on "SYTYCD" in a few years...

Camping hell?

How about trying to write (after all these years) and getting interrupted every 2 minutes by a sister or brother in law that asks for answers with their crossword/suduko puzzles.

Fuck.

I hadn't even finished my first coffee at that point.

By the third day of playing nice, I got fed up and when they asked me for help, I took the damn book and finished the suduko for them.

In ink!

Yeah, I got skills.

I need to get away.

I need a vacation ( ... )

zbyszko July 20 2009, 23:08:05 UTC

My brother went fishing somewhere in the Canadian wilderness that not only had electricity, they had satellite wifi.: )

romie007 July 23 2009, 13:18:17 UTC

That wasn't the wilderness, that was the "big city". I heard they even have some of those new fangled "horselss carriages" too!

Getting attacked by flies bigger than my head is not the way I want to spend 10 days. Paying for that privilege makes it even worse. I'm starting to hate the smell of citronella. At least Killbear has hiking trails. I hate sitting on the beach all day. If I'm going to get a nasty sunburn (despite the spf 70) then I'd much rather do it whilst canoeing or hiking.

I just may have to take up drinking.

Not, that won't work with the happy pills.

Will you drink for me?

Between August 1 and 12.

Lots of alcohol.

Lots and lots....