Arrrrrgh.....
Shopping for grad clothes for my Baby Boy is not something I wish to repeat.
One store (Okay, it was really 2 but I had to go to Wal*Mart anyway), in and out in less than 20 minutes and my first born still had the gall to complain it was taking too long.
Eighty bucks for a dress shirt and pants.
Not too bad.
Wal*Mart had the ties.
2 silk ties for $20.
Spider sweatshops.
I feel so ashamed.
My 6'2" first born looks rather handsome in his ensemble.
Unfortunately it's all going to be hidden under the gown.
We didn't bother with a jacket because he'd never wear it again. It's not like he'd wear it whilst in his construction tech program.
My father is going to be royally pissed. We didn't get Baby Boy a jacket when he finished grade 8 and Opa was embarrassed that his grandson was the only boy not wearing a suit.
He wasn't wearing a tux either.
Why the hell would some idiotic parent rent a tux for a 14 year old boy to begin with? Or rent a limo?
It's fucking grade 8.
That being said, my daughter's dress and shoes came in under a $100.
Still ridiculous in my humble opinion
Her grade 8 class trip is 450 bucks to go to some ridiculously overpriced camp for 3 days. Who the hell thinks this is a good idea?
That's how much it would cost for the entire family to go camping.
That includes the price of 2 tanks of gas for the Trail Blazer.
Anyone want to buy a nearly 47 year old kidney?
It works well.
Blood type is O positive.
It's like a little black dress...
It'll go with everything.
Oy...
Shit. I knew I shouldn't have taken my Excedrin and Motrin cocktail with Diet Pepsi Max.
I'm circling planet "Ping" and won't be coming down for a landing any time soon.
One store (Okay, it was really 2 but I had to go to Wal*Mart anyway), in and out in less than 20 minutes and my first born still had the gall to complain it was taking too long.
Eighty bucks for a dress shirt and pants.
Not too bad.
Wal*Mart had the ties.
2 silk ties for $20.
Spider sweatshops.
I feel so ashamed.
My 6'2" first born looks rather handsome in his ensemble.
Unfortunately it's all going to be hidden under the gown.
We didn't bother with a jacket because he'd never wear it again. It's not like he'd wear it whilst in his construction tech program.
My father is going to be royally pissed. We didn't get Baby Boy a jacket when he finished grade 8 and Opa was embarrassed that his grandson was the only boy not wearing a suit.
He wasn't wearing a tux either.
Why the hell would some idiotic parent rent a tux for a 14 year old boy to begin with? Or rent a limo?
It's fucking grade 8.
That being said, my daughter's dress and shoes came in under a $100.
Still ridiculous in my humble opinion
Her grade 8 class trip is 450 bucks to go to some ridiculously overpriced camp for 3 days. Who the hell thinks this is a good idea?
That's how much it would cost for the entire family to go camping.
That includes the price of 2 tanks of gas for the Trail Blazer.
Anyone want to buy a nearly 47 year old kidney?
It works well.
Blood type is O positive.
It's like a little black dress...
It'll go with everything.
Oy...
Shit. I knew I shouldn't have taken my Excedrin and Motrin cocktail with Diet Pepsi Max.
I'm circling planet "Ping" and won't be coming down for a landing any time soon.