Kelly Clarkson, teen crossdressing, gluttony, iPod, xmas card, hation, music, last day, hair, poem
- KELLY motherfucking CLARKSON came to my work today.
okay not into my store exactly, but she walked by. i didnt
believe it, cos when i came into work, the girls were like:
"OMG kelly motherfucking clarkson walked by!"
and i was like YEAH RIGHT....
until i was on my lunch break and i heard this gay guy
on his cell phone. imagine the really effeminate voice now:
"omg OMG, im so glad i went to work today, cos kelly clarkson
came into our starbucks! i got a picture with her, OMG."
so yeah, i didnt get to see her cos it happened a little before
i arrived at work. it would have been cool cos i could have
showed her how my cell phone plays since youve been gone
as a ringtone. HAR HAR HAR - a bunch of nerdy asian girls and indian boys came in to
my work and the indian boys all tried on girls clothes for
shits and giggles. my boss got insanely mad. i was just
trying to figure out what it was. it literally was like,
5 asian girls and 5 indian boys. weird. like maybe a math
club hangout session or something. teenybopper nerds - i ate so goddamn much tonite. ive been so hungry lately.
- i went in to the apple store today. i went yesterday too
and i couldnt get service due to christmas making the mall
insanely busy. so i made an online reservation for today and
when i got there, people who were waiting 40 minutes got mad
cos i just walked up and got helped. they replaced my iPod
shuffle. if it breaks again, i will RAGE - i got an awesome christmas card from my friend stacy,
in santa cruz. it made me LMAO. if i can get it scanned, ill post it. - theres a cute girl at work im trying to "holla" at
but dont hold your breath cos my batting average is shit this season - im still in better spirits. im getting SERIOUS hation on
all fronts, but my 2nd wind invigorated me with the determination
and temerity i have not been able to wield since i was a reckless teen. - been finding a GRIP of new music. its like a gold mine.
i have been listening to a lot of new songs and it makes the JT happy. - last day of work this week for me. after wednesday night shift,
im off thurs, friday, saturday, and i assume sunday since i doubt
my store is open christmas fucking day. i cant wait to do christmas
shopping and send cards. those of you i promised cards, be patient
i think the cards will be late. i just didnt have any money so i
couldnt buy stamps. but soon, very soon - im still torn between dying my hair or leaving it black
its getting really long and im finally getting used to it
i forgot how much time long hair takes to maintain and style
no wonder girls take forever to get ready. and my hair isnt even
that long, compared to girl's hair. my mullet is looking awesome
i know i know, all i do is go on about my hair, day in day out.
its just my thing, okay? bear with me. as if YOU are so perfect.
'twas the night before christmas
and all thru urban outfitters
JT and the girls were folding
t-shirts and sweaters
"this blows, " said JT
"this blows quite a lot."
to which one of the girls replied,
"indeed. fun, this is NOT."
but then on the roof,
there arose such a clatter
and the hardworking kids went
to see what was the matter
and to their surpise
oh what did they see?
but of course jolly saint nick
with a sack quite heavy.
"santa, whats crackin?"
procalimed JT with a smile.
"HO HO HO, " laughed santa
and gave JT a pile. (of toys)
is this for JT? did you bring this for me??
a bottle of grey goose, and a GirlsGoneWild DVD?
"HO HO HO, " laughed santa again
and offered the girls their pick (of several hot men.)
jake glyleenhal and josh hartnett
brad pitt and orlando bloom
which stud would the girls get?
they couldnt decide so they choose them all
and everyone decided to have a great ball
music was blastin' and JT was quite giddy
because in the midst of this rave
JT was flashed a fat titty.
but then the bosses came,
kay, courtney, and travis
they shouted "this party must stop!"
they could not allow this
and JT stepped forth
he said, "that aint right!
this is the one day a year
to have a jolly night."
"to hell with folding
to hell with go-backs
we can do em tomorrow
cos that shit is wack!"
the bosses were stunned
by his audacity
they thought and they considered
the brave words of JT
and whilst they pondered
they took sips of the booze
and after 6 screwdrivers
they said "lets party!"
the kids rejoiced at the news
and so my dear kiddies
this was a merry end to december
thanks to santa and JT
twas was a night to remember