Oct 28, 2003 03:05
im back on swingshift. tonight was fun. graham walden and myself drove to the other side of base in the chief mobile. its a golfcart that does 40 and it has an enclosed trunk on the back. like a camper shell. and walden showed me the secret s.p. road where the s.p's go to get there 'yam on'. so its 'the secret road of yammin' where the s.p's get there yam on.' i think thats what he called it. i was scared of it. it was back in the woods near a cemetary. i didnt want zombies with red leather jackets encrusted with rhine stones to pop out and stroke me with one of there many dance moves.
oh yea.. after we did a bunch of nonsense training.. we blew the dust off of the ultimate arnie soundboard and called a bunch of four seasons and other hotels.. pretending to be political party representatives of governor select arnold schwarzennegger. telling them arnie was coming for a book signing.. cause he wrote a book. i wish he did. then we put them on hold with terminator 2 soundtrack music. then we got back on the phone with the soundboard.. it was hilarious.. we only booked 2 rooms tho.. hopefully in a local atlanta newspaper will print that arnold schwarzennegger is staying at the holiday inn on cracksling drive.