IDK IF MOST OF YOU EVEN READ BLEACH BUT
I just found this Arrancar-centric lol!AU idea my friend and I came up with forever ago, and like an idiot, I still find it ridiculously funny. Aizen and Gin are married and the Espada are their children. Except Aaroniro because Aaroniro is fish.
THE FAMILY
-They all live in Las Noches- a gated community (with a pool), within the city of Hueco Mundo.
-Once a year they get a family photo taken at the Hueco Mundo Sears.
-There is a lot of extended family, including cousins like Luppi.
Papa Aizen
-Head of a firm
-Wears glasses and his hair down at home; hair slicked back at work. SRS BZNZ.
Mama Gin
-Wife and homemaker
-Hosts tupperware parties for pocket change. Papa is the real breadwinner.
Secretary Tousen
-Aizen's trusty secretary.
-Simultaneously having affairs with both Mama and Papa.
-Father of Zommari and Halibel, but keep that on the downlow.
6- Ulquiorra
-Mama's little angel.
-Has to sit in a booster seat
7- Szayel
-Once got a 94 on a test and went batshit insane and started hitting his teacher
-Has two plushies named Lumina and Verona, who are his "underlings"
-Mama's "Little Pink Prince"
-Once walked in on mama and papa going at it, and ever since has picked up an unhealthy interest in playing doctor.
-Grimmjow was picking on him for being weak, so he was going to dissect his cat, until Mama stopped him and sent him to Papa's study for a talk.
8- Grimmjow
-Has a cat named something retarded like "Cattie" which isn't even spelled right because he takes a lot of blunt force to the head.
-A bully, but fairly popular.
-Has a group of friends he's always with (Shawlong, DiRoy, Illforte, Nakim, and Edorado)
-Has a bandaid instead of his mask
9- Nnoitra (Neliel)
-Twins. Neliel died and Nnoitra hates her for getting the attention even in death
10- Yammi
-Pugnacious
-Fights with Grimmjow a lot
-Very low reading comprehension
11- Zommari
-Secretly a bastard child with Tousen
-Fucking likes to read
12- Hallibel
-Secretly a bastard child with Tousen.
-Self-conscious due to her maturing body, so pulls her turtlenecks up over her face.
13- Starrk
-Starting to rebel against his parents
-Sleeps during all his classes except art
-Wears ugly beaded and hemp necklaces and those wooden bracelets
19- Barrigan
-Bastard child from when Mama and Papa were still in high school
-Currently off at college
-I don't want to draw him. No, fuck you. Not for you.
Aaroniro
Fuck that; Aaroniro is two fish. Aaron and Niro. So it's like "Nnoitra! Don't forget to feed Aaroniro!" BECAUSE I AM A CLEVER PUTA.
JESUS this isn't even that funny but I love it so much, haha- Idk, the phrases "Hueco Mundo Sears" and "Fucking likes to read" crack me up forever.
ON ANOTHER NOTE I just colored my first thing with my tablet pen! Yes it is Inazuma Eleven. Cheeecckkk iiitt ooouutt brooosssss I did not try very hard I mean what is happening with Endou's anatomy and what are those feet that is not how feet should look.
THE FAMILY
-They all live in Las Noches- a gated community (with a pool), within the city of Hueco Mundo.
-Once a year they get a family photo taken at the Hueco Mundo Sears.
-There is a lot of extended family, including cousins like Luppi.
Papa Aizen
-Head of a firm
-Wears glasses and his hair down at home; hair slicked back at work. SRS BZNZ.
Mama Gin
-Wife and homemaker
-Hosts tupperware parties for pocket change. Papa is the real breadwinner.
Secretary Tousen
-Aizen's trusty secretary.
-Simultaneously having affairs with both Mama and Papa.
-Father of Zommari and Halibel, but keep that on the downlow.
6- Ulquiorra
-Mama's little angel.
-Has to sit in a booster seat
7- Szayel
-Once got a 94 on a test and went batshit insane and started hitting his teacher
-Has two plushies named Lumina and Verona, who are his "underlings"
-Mama's "Little Pink Prince"
-Once walked in on mama and papa going at it, and ever since has picked up an unhealthy interest in playing doctor.
-Grimmjow was picking on him for being weak, so he was going to dissect his cat, until Mama stopped him and sent him to Papa's study for a talk.
8- Grimmjow
-Has a cat named something retarded like "Cattie" which isn't even spelled right because he takes a lot of blunt force to the head.
-A bully, but fairly popular.
-Has a group of friends he's always with (Shawlong, DiRoy, Illforte, Nakim, and Edorado)
-Has a bandaid instead of his mask
9- Nnoitra (Neliel)
-Twins. Neliel died and Nnoitra hates her for getting the attention even in death
10- Yammi
-Pugnacious
-Fights with Grimmjow a lot
-Very low reading comprehension
11- Zommari
-Secretly a bastard child with Tousen
-Fucking likes to read
12- Hallibel
-Secretly a bastard child with Tousen.
-Self-conscious due to her maturing body, so pulls her turtlenecks up over her face.
13- Starrk
-Starting to rebel against his parents
-Sleeps during all his classes except art
-Wears ugly beaded and hemp necklaces and those wooden bracelets
19- Barrigan
-Bastard child from when Mama and Papa were still in high school
-Currently off at college
-I don't want to draw him. No, fuck you. Not for you.
Aaroniro
Fuck that; Aaroniro is two fish. Aaron and Niro. So it's like "Nnoitra! Don't forget to feed Aaroniro!" BECAUSE I AM A CLEVER PUTA.
JESUS this isn't even that funny but I love it so much, haha- Idk, the phrases "Hueco Mundo Sears" and "Fucking likes to read" crack me up forever.
ON ANOTHER NOTE I just colored my first thing with my tablet pen! Yes it is Inazuma Eleven. Cheeecckkk iiitt ooouutt brooosssss I did not try very hard I mean what is happening with Endou's anatomy and what are those feet that is not how feet should look.