Two posts in one day? You ARE that lucky!

[romeokuro]

romeokuro
10:11 There's always like... a handsome Duke of Worcestershirehamdonburg
10:11 And a saucy maiden
10:11 possibly a milk wench
10:11 who is in some kind of financial trouble
10:11 due to her father, Lord wghrjshgjgnsk idk
10:11 there
10:11 *there's some piece of land involved
10:11 and she is sold
10:12 to Duke bluggahdududududu
10:12 and then there's some scallywag Lord Bitchtitsnono
10:12 Who is trying to steal the saucy maiden
10:12 who at first feels nothing but contempt for her unloving father
10:12 and new (but tall dark and handsome) captor
10:12 but slowly
10:12 slowly
10:12 her heart...
10:12 might it be beginning to open towards him?
10:12 Just...
10:12 maybe?
10:13 When suddenly
10:13 ALAS!
10:13 Lord asshat KIDNAPS HER!
10:13 And plays with her nipples
10:13 in a way most unfitting for a chaste maiden
10:13 and Duke Sexemup
10:13 totally comes to save her
10:13 and then they fuck
10:13 tenderly
10:13 and later again
10:13 in nature
10:13 On a beach or under a tree.
10:13 The end.

Burado Kilstein
10:13 It's like they're watching our lives.

LOL @ romance novels.