Since I hate writing abstracts anyway . . .
This paper presents a brand spanking new method for interpolating the catamites. Using thermonuclear weapons, the translucence was measured to be 26.437982756764 +/- 6,256,783 furlongs per fortnight. Results show skanky agreement with theoretical predictions and significant improvements over previous efforts by Mike Snyder et al. The work presented here has profound implications for future studies of stealth technology and may one day help solve the problem of erectile disfunction.
Keywords: GIS Systems, Candidate Genes, Translational.
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