Row: The Wicked Witch of the East

May 23, 2015 23:17


I remembered a really interesting story :3 Let me tell you what happened :)

This oh so wicked witch named, Row, is so wicked that she posted a joke about a DIVA. The post was:

"I was walking around, then suddenly, I heard MJ's voice...

I found out that it was only a FLYING COCKROACH, HAHAHAHA."


[MJ is too perfect to have flaws! Ah, let's love him til we die! :)))]

A day had passed and the wicked witch opened her account again. She saw that someone named Elaine commented on it. Elaine jumped into conclusion that it was her bias, well, all the people saw did. All of them just laughed and agreed except for Elaine, who was really tough. She laughed at the post sarcastically and asked the witch to sing so she can identify what bug the witch is. Row, the witch, confidently replied that she sounds like a BEE. It seems that the witch wants to get Elaine pissed off that she even made the sound of a bee. Elaine also challenged Row to make "harmless jokes" to the witch's bias, and the witch surely did.


Elaine also explained that the sound of a bee and a cockroach are quite the same, so why choose cockroach as point of comparison, for the fact that a cockroach is more useless than a bee, because there are benefits got from bees. Also, Elaine said that cockroaches are simply disgusting. The witch took it lightly and corrected Elaine for there are also benefits got from cockroaches. Elaine seemed to be pissed off that she posted rants which the witch can't see.

The funniest part also, is that Elaine summoned all her stooges to oppose the witch and her friends. Elaine is an admin of a group page. She made herself the pitiful one, and made the other side, the evil ones.
[Now, the witch instantly gained fans...]


[Ah, yeah, Row, don't ever mess with an oh-so-great admin because she has sycophants, while you don't.]

Anyway, Row doesn't really give a damn to all overprotective fans and to such pathetic and childish acts. The witch also promised to herself to NEVER stoop down to her level and to ALL low-level humans, that's why she preferred to not care.

Row, the witch, just want to clarify that she doesn't hate JUN MATSUMOTO or any other MJ's and artists out there. The witch is just simply wicked that she makes fun of all her idols.

[Well, even my mom and dad insults each other! If you really love someone, you'll accept and understand each other!]

FIN.

LESSON: You should never get in a way of an admin even if you're a wicked witch.

!rant

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