Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I pushed
stealthyshelby in the mud (-17 points). In July I gave
kydrone a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
elmanwithnoname's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Sunday
salmonator and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (5 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
romanticrealist