cock blocked by a conservative

[romanticmartyr]

I blame it all on the red nail polish... Saturday I met up with friends at a bar to watch OU beat Buffalo and drink some beers. After the game we went to Danielle's house to drink more and play some games. Asshole was the game of choice and I sucessfully avoided being the asshole except for one hand where I feel I was cheated. Anyways, English Ed was among the crowd and we decided when everyone was leaving that we wanted to head uptown to the bar. I didn't realize that Michael didn't have a back seat so I had to sit on Ed's lap with my boney ass. I crawled inside and said ok before I moved my hand and my thumb got shut in the door, it still hurts a bit. Michael thought he was funny to slam on the breaks, making me crash into Ed and my lack of cushioned ass dug into his leg. So we head to the Red Brick and I was already tipsy. I brought Ed a buttery nipple and the three of us chatted for awhile. Some girls that Ed knew walked in the bar behind us and it was one girl's birthday. She decided that she wanted Ed to make out with someone, and designated her friend Annie as the one she thought Ed should hook up with. He didn't and we walked to the back of the bar to sit with some of his other friends. Michael left so I was seating next to Ed, charmed with his arrogance. Annie left all of the girls she was with and came back to sit at the table with Ed's friends. Ed and I are chatting and our body language was leaned into each other with our legs touching, which I consider to be an obvious signal that two people are enjoying each other's company. When it's time to leave, we were going to walk home because it's in the same direction. Conservative Annie decides to join us since she is also in the same direction. I don't remember what it was that set me off but somehow I made a comment about conservatives and it sparked a verbal brawl. I'm pretty sure I told her she was ignorant and closed-mind. I think I was even more annoyed because she was invading my territory, which I thought I had cleared marked throughout the night. I need everything short of lifting my leg and peeing on Ed.

My laptop battery is dying...stay tuned for part two!