Dir en grey - Kaoru/Kyo - A Little Hitch - 16/18
Title: A Little Hitch
Author: shuichin or Shuichi
Genre: Angst/Romance/Humor
Pairings: Kaoru x Kyo, various others
Rating: NC-17
Summary: AU. Crossover. When a new client comes to Kaoru for relationship help, the "date doctor" needs to learn the differences between lust and love.
Notes: N/A
Part 16: Good Fortune and Bad Dreams
I got back to Die and Shinya's place feeling so empty and weary. I had just agreed to a war with Gackt over Kyo. In my mind, not only was it kind of a stupid notion, but how the hell would I win against THE Gackt anyway?
I went inside and plopped down on the couch. "Hello?" I called, my voice sounding tired to my own ears.
A sound from the bedroom...sock-clad feet shuffling on a carpeted floor...Die came in and eyed me inquisitively. "Where were you? Shinya was worried."
He sat down beside me on the couch, giving me a look that said I'd better have a good answer. I let out a sigh and told him all that had taken place in between when I left for Ken's poker party and when I walked back into the house. He stared at me for a moment and then shook his head. "Man, you guys have the weirdest love story I've ever heard of."
I shot him a glare. "That's not the point, Die."
"Then what is?"
I rubbed my eyes and leaned my head back against the couch. "I...I don't know. I'm so tired of trying so hard and failing everytime. Gackt says he and Kyo are in love. He says he'll fight for Kyo! I barely have the strength left to fight back anymore. I couldn't win even if I did have the strength. No matter what I do to try to win Kyo's affection, Gackt will always have something better up his sleeve. And even if he doesn't, all he has to do is smile and sing and Kyo's head over heels in love with him and I'm just some shmuck standing there, looking confused." I sighed heavily and turned so I could look at Die. "Maybe Kyo and I aren't soulmates after all."
Die rolled his eyes. "Then fucking stop moping about it. Go out and find a girlfriend--and an apartment. Your sap story's starting to get annoying."
I scowled. "You know, you were supposed to change my mind."
He shrugged. "I'm tired of arguing with you. Frankly, Kaoru, I don't have the strength right now. Shinya's depressed. My daughter is gone and being treated like an experiment. And you're sitting here, whining because you cheated on your boyfriend and now he's with a better guy. I have no more pity for you, my friend."
I wanted some outstanding comeback to that, but none came. There was none. His problems far outweighed my own. Just like Yoshiki's did. I groaned and shut my eyes again. "Yeah. You're right. I'm sorry, Die. You know, I just...I love Kyo, but this dumb competition with Gackt is...it's just folly, you know? I don't want to fight Gackt for Kyo. Yeah, I acted all tough and told him "this means war" like a freaking child, but...I don't want to fight. I'm tired of fighting. If Kyo's happy with Gackt then...then I'll let him be with Gackt."
Die shoved me hard, which caused me to look at him. He looked stunned. "Are you serious?"
I sighed. "Yeah. I just want Kyo to be happy and healthy...and I want him to feel better about himself. Gackt does all that for him. I'm bad for him, really. So...I'm going to let him be. I'm done ruining his life."
Die could only stare. I half couldn't believe the words coming out of my own mouth, but I'd given everything a lot of thought in the car and that's the conclusion I had come to. Truthfully, all I wanted was to keep fighting and fighting until Kyo got so annoyed he ordered me to be shot. But...I cared about Kyo and Gackt had made me realize that I was so selfish in our relationship. "For once," I spoke again, "I want to care more about Kyo than myself. I want his happiness to matter more than my own. That's why I'm doing this. I'm gonna shower."
Before Die could even think of a reply I got up and went into the shower.
A few more days passed. I began the search for a place to stay. I didn't hear anything from Kyo or even from Ken. I wondered what the hell he was doing and why he hadn't tried contacting me again. Die began to seriously worry over Shinya's health, and so did I. Depression was eating him alive. It got to the point where he spent all of his time in bed with the curtains drawn, and he hardly ate at all. Die was scared out of his mind and it was everything he could do to remain calm when he was by Shinya's side. I could tell his resolve was fading. Even if I had been fighting to win Kyo's affection, I would have put that on hold in order to get Shukumei back to the Andou family before something truly terrible could happen. I didn't even want to think about what.
Ah yes, and Miyavi called to tell me that the "ceremony" would be held on Sunday afternoon at some national park. I promised him I'd be there. I always attend my clients' weddings. Or wedding-ish ceremonies, in this case.
Anyway, Saturday morning I was sitting in the living room, watching a Pokemon movie and scarfing down pocky while Die stayed in the bedroom with Shinya. Oddly enough, Pikachu was really helping to improve my mood. "Pika Pika!" He chirped and I burst into maniacal giggles.
Suddenly my phone rang. I picked it up and opened it without taking my eyes from the television screen. "This is Niikura Kaoru. How may I help you?"
There was a silence and I wondered if the other person had hung up. Then I heard Kyo's voice say, "That's the first thing you ever said to me."
I nearly choked on my pocky. I muted the T.V. and turned my complete attention to the beautiful person on the other line. "Kyo?"
"Yeah, baka," he said, clearly smiling. "So where have you been? I thought you would've come over by now and challenged Gackt to a game of darts or something."
I smiled. "Actually, Kyo...I've decided that if you're truly happy with Gackt...if he takes good care of you and makes you feel special then...then I'm glad you're with him."
"...what?"
I heaved a shaky sigh. "What I'm saying is...I'm not going to fight Gackt for you. I want you to be happy. If you're happy with Gackt then I'm happy, too."
"Oh. Kaoru, that's...that's..." He stopped to sigh. "I'm really surprised, you know?"
I nodded. "Me too."
There was a long silence during which I irritably turned off the T.V. because the bright images were annoying me. Finally he spoke again. "Well, I called to tell you that Shukumei's case might be as good as solved."
My heart gave an excited leap in my chest. "What do you mean?"
"That psychiatrist you told me about was arrested last night. Someone brought charges against him for unauthorized treatment. I'm on my way to the station to question him right now. If I can get him to tell the truth about that orphanage lady and Shukumei...well, Die and Shinya can have their kid back."
I just about cheered. "Wow, that's incredible! Kyo, try your best to get him to talk! They need her! Shinya's slipping away...it's sad and scary and...oh, Kyo, you just have to get her back for them!"
"I will," he said determinedly. "Well...I guess I'll call you later then."
"Okay, ja!"
In my excitement I hung up before he could even say bye. I ran into Die and Shinya's room and immediately shrieked and covered my eyes. Not like I hadn't seen Die pleasuring Shinya before, but...this time I made my presence quite known.
"Just a...minute...ohhhh Shinya!" Die panted.
I tapped my foot on the floor and kept my hand over my eyes. You know how when you can't see your hearing becomes ten times better? Well, that's exactly what happened. Everything was louder and more distinct. The bed rocking, the sounds of skin slapping against skin, the suction of Die's dick coming in and out of Shinya, their moans and screams of pleasure... I about orgasmed just hearing it all. Finally they both gave ear-splitting cries and the noises all ceased at once, giving way to ragged pants and contented sighs. It was like a symphony.
A few more seconds passed and then Die said, "You can look now, Kaoru."
I removed my hand. He was sitting up in the bed, the blankets covering his lower half. Shinya was curled up beside him, clutching his stomach, already dozing off. I was gaping. "I thought...but Shinya isn't..."
Die shrugged. "He asked me to make love to him. He said it makes him feel better. Who am I to say no?"
I gave an interested nod. Then I remembered why I'd come bursting in there in the first place. "OH!" I all-but screamed. I told them what Kyo had told me and waited for the reactions.
Shinya stirred and sat up, his eyes wide and tearful. "R-really?" He choked out.
I nodded, practically beaming. He began to cry. Die pulled him close and gave me one of his most sparkly grins. "Thanks so much, Kaoru!! And give Kyo our thanks, too! Ohhhh I hope it works! Shhh, it's okay, baby..." He cradled Shinya and looked at me. "You better go."
I gave him the OK signal and left, carefully shutting the door behind me.
I looked down at my crotch and swore. "Fucking Kaoru Jr. You're the cause of all this, you know," I mumbled as I headed into the bathroom to take a cold shower.
It seemed to take an eternity for Kyo to call me again. When Shinya had finished crying he drifted into a hopefully peaceful sleep. Die let him be and showered, then joined me in impatiently pacing the living room floor. My phone sat on the coffee table and we both stared at it when we passed it. You'd have thought we were mental if you looked through the window--especially when Die lost it at one point and shook the phone around, screeching out, "DAMN YOU, I WANT MY BABY BACK!"
Naturally, I pried it from his fingers and chose then to hold onto it.
Some time later, Die had just gone into the kitchen to get some lemonade, when the phone rang. I shrieked in excitement and he came thundering back into the living room. Sure enough, it was Kyo calling. I flipped it open and slapped it to my ear. "WELL!?"
He heaved a sigh. "Well, Kaoru, I tried my best..."
My heart dropped to my toes. Die collapsed onto the couch, no doubt my paling face telling him all he needed to know.
"Tell Die and Shinya...THEY CAN GO GET SHUKUMEI FROM THE ORPHANAGE AT ANY TIME!" Kyo roared, causing me to throw the phone across the room in pure shock.
"What?" Die asked dully, watching the phone hit the opposite wall.
I gasped and lunged to get it. "Kyo? You still there?"
"What the hell is wrong with you? Did you throw the fucking phone?" He yelled.
"Pause, rewind... Did you say--"
"I got him to talk. A team has already gone to the orphanage to arrest Akui. Shukumei is free to return to Die and Shinya."
I blinked and then-- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You did it! You did it! Kyo, I love you!"
He chuckled. "Yeah, I know. I'm heading to the orphanage. You guys gonna meet me there or what?"
By now Die had understood what was going on and went racing into the bedroom to wake up Shinya. I nodded vigorously, though Kyo couldn't see. "Hell yeah! See ya in a bit!"
"Ja."
I hung up and proceeded in dancing around the living room like a monkey on crack.
In a moment Die returned and danced with me, telling me Shinya wanted to shower quickly before seeing his daughter again.
Understood. Would you want to go get your little girl smelling like cum? I think not.
Shinya's shower was quick. I'd say in about three minutes he came rushing into the living room. "Let's go!" He cried, grabbing Die's wrist and heading for the door.
We piled into Die's car and I'm surprised we didn't get in an accident, we were going so fast.
The Sunset Hills Orphanage was crawling with cops. The first one I spotted was Kyo. He was sitting on the front steps of the place. He looked so goddamn hot. He was wearing black pants and a black suit jacket, only he had no shirt underneath it and it was unbuttoned so his chest was showing. Sunglasses covered his eyes. Yoshiki must not have a dresscode for his lieutenants, I figured. Sitting beside him, telling him something, was none other than Shukumei.
"There she is! Die, stop the car!" Shinya exclaimed.
I was about to protest because we were in a firezone, but Die obviously didn't care. He slammed on the brakes and put the car in park. We all clambered out and he and Shinya practically raced each other to Shukumei. I followed behind and chuckled at the scene. Kyo glanced over and then grinned and directed Shukumei's attention at them by pointing and saying something. She looked and grinned, letting out an excited squeal. "KAASAN! TOUSAN!"
"Shukumei!" Die and Shinya shouted at the same time.
Shukumei grabbed her walking stick and hobbled down the steps toward them, trying to go her fastest. Die reached her first and scooped her into his arms, throwing her in the air and catching her, a pleasant smile on his face. Shinya got there and Die immediately handed the little girl off. Shinya's legs shook and he dropped to his knees, cradling the girl close to himself. Die knelt as well and took them both into his arms.
"Oi." I looked over to see Kyo approaching me, holding a tissue. "You're crying."
I felt my cheek and realized that I was. I chuckled and took the tissue, wiping my face. "Well...you have to admit--"
"I know," he said softly, looking at me with...was that admiration? My blood froze and I swallowed. Nah. Couldn't be.
"So where's Gackt?" I asked.
"Oh, he wanted to come, but he has a taping on Pop Jam. He wanted me to say something to you, but I can't remember all of the big words he told me." He bashfully rubbed the back of his neck.
I bit my lip to keep from screaming, "KAWAII!" and glomping him.
Suddenly something was tugging at my pantleg. I looked down to see Shukumei, of course. I knelt and she threw her arms around me. "Domo arigatou gozaimasu, Uncle Kaoru! You saved me!"
For some reason tears were threatening to spill out of my eyes. I laughed hoarsely. "Shukumei...why do you say that?"
She pulled away and held my face, looking me in the eye. "You told the nice man," her gaze darted to Kyo briefly, "about Miss Akui taking away my medicine. If you didn't I maybe would've died. You saved my life!" She leaned forward and kissed me on the mouth. "Thank you, Uncle Kaoru!"
I gave a shaky sigh and brought her close to me so she couldn't see the tears I couldn't keep from streaming down my cheeks. "I love you, Shukumei."
"I love you, too, Uncle Kaoru!"
There's nothing so warm and satisfying as a child's hug, I'm sure of it. So I just hugged her and let her hug me and for some reason I couldn't stop crying. I didn't even notice that Kyo was watching me, a look of pure adoration in his eyes.
The rest of the day passed so nicely. Die, Shinya, Shukumei, and I went out for supper to celebrate the little girl's return. She was treated like a queen--no, like a goddess. Shinya kept crying at random moments in the evening and Die would none-too subtly wipe away his tears. After dinner we went to a park and bought ice cream cones, which Shukumei loved. In no time at all the little thing was tuckered out and barely able to walk from tiredness. Die carried her to the car and she fell asleep on the way back to the Andou residence. I let the two happy parents tuck her in her bed and then we sat in the living room for a good couple of hours, reflecting on things. Finally Die and Shinya decided to head to their bedroom when Die said, "Man, Shinya, I would gladly go fourteen years without sex as long as Shukumei's here with us!" That must have been a huge turn-on for Shinya because he looked at his lover dreamily and said, "Oh, Daisuke! We could be very quiet..." And then they were giggly heading down the hall. I chuckled to myself and heaved a contented sigh before promptly falling asleep on the couch.
I dreamed that Kyo and Gackt got married and somehow Kyo had a baby and they decided to move to the backwoods of North Carolina to raise the thing on a farm.
Needless to say, I awoke from that screaming bloody murder. I sighed and ran a hand through my hair, hoping I hadn't woken Shukumei.
"Shhh, you'll wake them, screaming like that."
I jumped and sat up, twisting around to see who was behind me. My mouth fell open in shock. "K-K-K-Kyo!?" I stammered.
He smirked and came around, plopping down on me and straddling my hips. And boy was he wearing a kinky little thing. Tiny leather shorts and fuck-me boots that came up to his mid thigh; leather straps that came across his chest in various places...complete with buckles, a studded collar, and black gloves that went past his elbows. He smelled good, too. My pants got really tight really fast. "Kyo, what're you--"
He slid his hands up my chest, arching his back like a cat. I nearly orgasmed at the sight. When his hands reached my shoulders he grabbed them and began rocking his hardened member into mine. I cried out, but he silenced me by covering my mouth with his. I moaned at the delicious friction and the feel of his velvety tongue sliding against mine. My hands found his back and I gently raked my nails over the flesh, causing him to arch even more. He broke the kiss and brought his mouth close to my ear. "I want you, baby," he cooed before licking my earlobe.
I shuddered at the contact. "You can have me," I breathed, turning my head so I could kiss his jawbone.
He faced me again, a smirk playing on his face. And then he captured my mouth with his again, his hands furiously pulling my shirt up. We broke apart momentarily so he could pull it off and then we were hungrily kissing again. We'd only had sex a few days ago, but it seemed like an eternity. I held the back of his neck, pulling him closer to myself, practically trying to swallow his delicious mouth. I was delighted when he moaned and rewarded me by pinching my nipple in between his thumb and index finger. I arched my back and broke the kiss to gasp out, "More!"
He reclaimed my lips and brought his hands down to my pants. He pulled them off with ease, the material scraping against my erection and causing me to yelp into his mouth. He continued to muffle my moans as his hands playfully jerked my manhood. I tried to tell him to go harder or faster or just to goddamn do something more than teasing me, but his mouth was devouring mine like I didn't know it could do. My hands swam in his hair and gently tugged now and then, begging him to give me release.
Finally he stopped his movements altogether and I was hit with cold air as he slid off of me. I panted and turned my head to watch him. He winked and undid the collar, dropping it to the floor. Next came the straps. Then the gloves. Then the boots. Finally he pulled down the shorts. Sure, I'd seen him many times before. He'd even done strip teases for me before. But this time I had to cram my fist into my mouth to keep from moaning.
He climbed back on top of me and gave me a quick kiss on the mouth. "I want to be seme this time," he whispered.
"Take me," I choked out, leaning forward to taste more of his delicious lips.
Our kiss didn't end until we were both out of breath. Then he threw my ankles up over his shoulders and softly suckled on my neck where my pulse was. I moaned. He knew that was my weak spot. His tongue darted out to touch the flesh and then he said, "Ready?"
"I'm always ready for you," I said huskily.
And the Cheesy Romance Award goes to...
He pushed into me and quickly covered my mouth with his when I screamed out. But for some reason there was no pain. I rocked my hips into him, encouraging him to keep moving. He took the hint and steadily pumped into me. We moved faster and faster, swallowing the noises each other made as we drew nearer and nearer to our peaks. "Kyo...Kyo..." I moaned out each time he pounded into me.
He moved faster and faster and I'd never felt so much pleasure in all my life. I knew right then I would give up my life for this moment as I reached my climax and came, screaming his name into the confines of his mouth. He slammed into me again and again and then released his warmth inside of me, throwing back his head and screaming out, "Gackt!"
My eyes shot open and I panted heavily, staring at the dark ceiling. I was sweating and my pants were warm and wet. I sat up quickly and found that I was still on the couch and Kyo was nowhere to be found.
It had been a dream.
A damn good one, too, until the very end.
I sighed and lay back, hoping I wouldn't have anymore dreams that night. I was getting tired of the Gackt x Kyo nightmares.
Go to Part 17.
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Notes: 1) So...Kaoru...is his decision good or bad? Frankly, he's finally reached a goddamn turning point in his character and way of life. It should become more and more clear what I'm trying to accomplish in the next chapter.
2) When Kyo calls Kaoru and says, "That's the first thing you ever said to me." That's 100% true. Go back to the first chapter of Hitched and you'll see. ^^
3) Heh. More Die and Shinya sex. XD
4) SHUKUMEEEEEEEEEI! She's BAAAAAAAAAACK! \^^/
5) Right. So the scene were Die and Shinya go running to Shukumei reminds me of a Hallmark commercial. <<;; Except it's better because it's DIE AND SHINYA! Right? ^^;;
6) Heh heh. Even more Die and Shinya sex. XD
7) Is it just me, or is the kinky outfit I put Kyo in reminiscent of something seek (Psycho le Cemu) once wore???
8) Poor Kaoru. It was only a dream. ;_; I wish I had dreams like that.
9) You know, this chapter seems so short to me. =_= I hope the lemon makes up for that a little bit.
Author: shuichin or Shuichi
Genre: Angst/Romance/Humor
Pairings: Kaoru x Kyo, various others
Rating: NC-17
Summary: AU. Crossover. When a new client comes to Kaoru for relationship help, the "date doctor" needs to learn the differences between lust and love.
Notes: N/A
Part 16: Good Fortune and Bad Dreams
I got back to Die and Shinya's place feeling so empty and weary. I had just agreed to a war with Gackt over Kyo. In my mind, not only was it kind of a stupid notion, but how the hell would I win against THE Gackt anyway?
I went inside and plopped down on the couch. "Hello?" I called, my voice sounding tired to my own ears.
A sound from the bedroom...sock-clad feet shuffling on a carpeted floor...Die came in and eyed me inquisitively. "Where were you? Shinya was worried."
He sat down beside me on the couch, giving me a look that said I'd better have a good answer. I let out a sigh and told him all that had taken place in between when I left for Ken's poker party and when I walked back into the house. He stared at me for a moment and then shook his head. "Man, you guys have the weirdest love story I've ever heard of."
I shot him a glare. "That's not the point, Die."
"Then what is?"
I rubbed my eyes and leaned my head back against the couch. "I...I don't know. I'm so tired of trying so hard and failing everytime. Gackt says he and Kyo are in love. He says he'll fight for Kyo! I barely have the strength left to fight back anymore. I couldn't win even if I did have the strength. No matter what I do to try to win Kyo's affection, Gackt will always have something better up his sleeve. And even if he doesn't, all he has to do is smile and sing and Kyo's head over heels in love with him and I'm just some shmuck standing there, looking confused." I sighed heavily and turned so I could look at Die. "Maybe Kyo and I aren't soulmates after all."
Die rolled his eyes. "Then fucking stop moping about it. Go out and find a girlfriend--and an apartment. Your sap story's starting to get annoying."
I scowled. "You know, you were supposed to change my mind."
He shrugged. "I'm tired of arguing with you. Frankly, Kaoru, I don't have the strength right now. Shinya's depressed. My daughter is gone and being treated like an experiment. And you're sitting here, whining because you cheated on your boyfriend and now he's with a better guy. I have no more pity for you, my friend."
I wanted some outstanding comeback to that, but none came. There was none. His problems far outweighed my own. Just like Yoshiki's did. I groaned and shut my eyes again. "Yeah. You're right. I'm sorry, Die. You know, I just...I love Kyo, but this dumb competition with Gackt is...it's just folly, you know? I don't want to fight Gackt for Kyo. Yeah, I acted all tough and told him "this means war" like a freaking child, but...I don't want to fight. I'm tired of fighting. If Kyo's happy with Gackt then...then I'll let him be with Gackt."
Die shoved me hard, which caused me to look at him. He looked stunned. "Are you serious?"
I sighed. "Yeah. I just want Kyo to be happy and healthy...and I want him to feel better about himself. Gackt does all that for him. I'm bad for him, really. So...I'm going to let him be. I'm done ruining his life."
Die could only stare. I half couldn't believe the words coming out of my own mouth, but I'd given everything a lot of thought in the car and that's the conclusion I had come to. Truthfully, all I wanted was to keep fighting and fighting until Kyo got so annoyed he ordered me to be shot. But...I cared about Kyo and Gackt had made me realize that I was so selfish in our relationship. "For once," I spoke again, "I want to care more about Kyo than myself. I want his happiness to matter more than my own. That's why I'm doing this. I'm gonna shower."
Before Die could even think of a reply I got up and went into the shower.
A few more days passed. I began the search for a place to stay. I didn't hear anything from Kyo or even from Ken. I wondered what the hell he was doing and why he hadn't tried contacting me again. Die began to seriously worry over Shinya's health, and so did I. Depression was eating him alive. It got to the point where he spent all of his time in bed with the curtains drawn, and he hardly ate at all. Die was scared out of his mind and it was everything he could do to remain calm when he was by Shinya's side. I could tell his resolve was fading. Even if I had been fighting to win Kyo's affection, I would have put that on hold in order to get Shukumei back to the Andou family before something truly terrible could happen. I didn't even want to think about what.
Ah yes, and Miyavi called to tell me that the "ceremony" would be held on Sunday afternoon at some national park. I promised him I'd be there. I always attend my clients' weddings. Or wedding-ish ceremonies, in this case.
Anyway, Saturday morning I was sitting in the living room, watching a Pokemon movie and scarfing down pocky while Die stayed in the bedroom with Shinya. Oddly enough, Pikachu was really helping to improve my mood. "Pika Pika!" He chirped and I burst into maniacal giggles.
Suddenly my phone rang. I picked it up and opened it without taking my eyes from the television screen. "This is Niikura Kaoru. How may I help you?"
There was a silence and I wondered if the other person had hung up. Then I heard Kyo's voice say, "That's the first thing you ever said to me."
I nearly choked on my pocky. I muted the T.V. and turned my complete attention to the beautiful person on the other line. "Kyo?"
"Yeah, baka," he said, clearly smiling. "So where have you been? I thought you would've come over by now and challenged Gackt to a game of darts or something."
I smiled. "Actually, Kyo...I've decided that if you're truly happy with Gackt...if he takes good care of you and makes you feel special then...then I'm glad you're with him."
"...what?"
I heaved a shaky sigh. "What I'm saying is...I'm not going to fight Gackt for you. I want you to be happy. If you're happy with Gackt then I'm happy, too."
"Oh. Kaoru, that's...that's..." He stopped to sigh. "I'm really surprised, you know?"
I nodded. "Me too."
There was a long silence during which I irritably turned off the T.V. because the bright images were annoying me. Finally he spoke again. "Well, I called to tell you that Shukumei's case might be as good as solved."
My heart gave an excited leap in my chest. "What do you mean?"
"That psychiatrist you told me about was arrested last night. Someone brought charges against him for unauthorized treatment. I'm on my way to the station to question him right now. If I can get him to tell the truth about that orphanage lady and Shukumei...well, Die and Shinya can have their kid back."
I just about cheered. "Wow, that's incredible! Kyo, try your best to get him to talk! They need her! Shinya's slipping away...it's sad and scary and...oh, Kyo, you just have to get her back for them!"
"I will," he said determinedly. "Well...I guess I'll call you later then."
"Okay, ja!"
In my excitement I hung up before he could even say bye. I ran into Die and Shinya's room and immediately shrieked and covered my eyes. Not like I hadn't seen Die pleasuring Shinya before, but...this time I made my presence quite known.
"Just a...minute...ohhhh Shinya!" Die panted.
I tapped my foot on the floor and kept my hand over my eyes. You know how when you can't see your hearing becomes ten times better? Well, that's exactly what happened. Everything was louder and more distinct. The bed rocking, the sounds of skin slapping against skin, the suction of Die's dick coming in and out of Shinya, their moans and screams of pleasure... I about orgasmed just hearing it all. Finally they both gave ear-splitting cries and the noises all ceased at once, giving way to ragged pants and contented sighs. It was like a symphony.
A few more seconds passed and then Die said, "You can look now, Kaoru."
I removed my hand. He was sitting up in the bed, the blankets covering his lower half. Shinya was curled up beside him, clutching his stomach, already dozing off. I was gaping. "I thought...but Shinya isn't..."
Die shrugged. "He asked me to make love to him. He said it makes him feel better. Who am I to say no?"
I gave an interested nod. Then I remembered why I'd come bursting in there in the first place. "OH!" I all-but screamed. I told them what Kyo had told me and waited for the reactions.
Shinya stirred and sat up, his eyes wide and tearful. "R-really?" He choked out.
I nodded, practically beaming. He began to cry. Die pulled him close and gave me one of his most sparkly grins. "Thanks so much, Kaoru!! And give Kyo our thanks, too! Ohhhh I hope it works! Shhh, it's okay, baby..." He cradled Shinya and looked at me. "You better go."
I gave him the OK signal and left, carefully shutting the door behind me.
I looked down at my crotch and swore. "Fucking Kaoru Jr. You're the cause of all this, you know," I mumbled as I headed into the bathroom to take a cold shower.
It seemed to take an eternity for Kyo to call me again. When Shinya had finished crying he drifted into a hopefully peaceful sleep. Die let him be and showered, then joined me in impatiently pacing the living room floor. My phone sat on the coffee table and we both stared at it when we passed it. You'd have thought we were mental if you looked through the window--especially when Die lost it at one point and shook the phone around, screeching out, "DAMN YOU, I WANT MY BABY BACK!"
Naturally, I pried it from his fingers and chose then to hold onto it.
Some time later, Die had just gone into the kitchen to get some lemonade, when the phone rang. I shrieked in excitement and he came thundering back into the living room. Sure enough, it was Kyo calling. I flipped it open and slapped it to my ear. "WELL!?"
He heaved a sigh. "Well, Kaoru, I tried my best..."
My heart dropped to my toes. Die collapsed onto the couch, no doubt my paling face telling him all he needed to know.
"Tell Die and Shinya...THEY CAN GO GET SHUKUMEI FROM THE ORPHANAGE AT ANY TIME!" Kyo roared, causing me to throw the phone across the room in pure shock.
"What?" Die asked dully, watching the phone hit the opposite wall.
I gasped and lunged to get it. "Kyo? You still there?"
"What the hell is wrong with you? Did you throw the fucking phone?" He yelled.
"Pause, rewind... Did you say--"
"I got him to talk. A team has already gone to the orphanage to arrest Akui. Shukumei is free to return to Die and Shinya."
I blinked and then-- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You did it! You did it! Kyo, I love you!"
He chuckled. "Yeah, I know. I'm heading to the orphanage. You guys gonna meet me there or what?"
By now Die had understood what was going on and went racing into the bedroom to wake up Shinya. I nodded vigorously, though Kyo couldn't see. "Hell yeah! See ya in a bit!"
"Ja."
I hung up and proceeded in dancing around the living room like a monkey on crack.
In a moment Die returned and danced with me, telling me Shinya wanted to shower quickly before seeing his daughter again.
Understood. Would you want to go get your little girl smelling like cum? I think not.
Shinya's shower was quick. I'd say in about three minutes he came rushing into the living room. "Let's go!" He cried, grabbing Die's wrist and heading for the door.
We piled into Die's car and I'm surprised we didn't get in an accident, we were going so fast.
The Sunset Hills Orphanage was crawling with cops. The first one I spotted was Kyo. He was sitting on the front steps of the place. He looked so goddamn hot. He was wearing black pants and a black suit jacket, only he had no shirt underneath it and it was unbuttoned so his chest was showing. Sunglasses covered his eyes. Yoshiki must not have a dresscode for his lieutenants, I figured. Sitting beside him, telling him something, was none other than Shukumei.
"There she is! Die, stop the car!" Shinya exclaimed.
I was about to protest because we were in a firezone, but Die obviously didn't care. He slammed on the brakes and put the car in park. We all clambered out and he and Shinya practically raced each other to Shukumei. I followed behind and chuckled at the scene. Kyo glanced over and then grinned and directed Shukumei's attention at them by pointing and saying something. She looked and grinned, letting out an excited squeal. "KAASAN! TOUSAN!"
"Shukumei!" Die and Shinya shouted at the same time.
Shukumei grabbed her walking stick and hobbled down the steps toward them, trying to go her fastest. Die reached her first and scooped her into his arms, throwing her in the air and catching her, a pleasant smile on his face. Shinya got there and Die immediately handed the little girl off. Shinya's legs shook and he dropped to his knees, cradling the girl close to himself. Die knelt as well and took them both into his arms.
"Oi." I looked over to see Kyo approaching me, holding a tissue. "You're crying."
I felt my cheek and realized that I was. I chuckled and took the tissue, wiping my face. "Well...you have to admit--"
"I know," he said softly, looking at me with...was that admiration? My blood froze and I swallowed. Nah. Couldn't be.
"So where's Gackt?" I asked.
"Oh, he wanted to come, but he has a taping on Pop Jam. He wanted me to say something to you, but I can't remember all of the big words he told me." He bashfully rubbed the back of his neck.
I bit my lip to keep from screaming, "KAWAII!" and glomping him.
Suddenly something was tugging at my pantleg. I looked down to see Shukumei, of course. I knelt and she threw her arms around me. "Domo arigatou gozaimasu, Uncle Kaoru! You saved me!"
For some reason tears were threatening to spill out of my eyes. I laughed hoarsely. "Shukumei...why do you say that?"
She pulled away and held my face, looking me in the eye. "You told the nice man," her gaze darted to Kyo briefly, "about Miss Akui taking away my medicine. If you didn't I maybe would've died. You saved my life!" She leaned forward and kissed me on the mouth. "Thank you, Uncle Kaoru!"
I gave a shaky sigh and brought her close to me so she couldn't see the tears I couldn't keep from streaming down my cheeks. "I love you, Shukumei."
"I love you, too, Uncle Kaoru!"
There's nothing so warm and satisfying as a child's hug, I'm sure of it. So I just hugged her and let her hug me and for some reason I couldn't stop crying. I didn't even notice that Kyo was watching me, a look of pure adoration in his eyes.
The rest of the day passed so nicely. Die, Shinya, Shukumei, and I went out for supper to celebrate the little girl's return. She was treated like a queen--no, like a goddess. Shinya kept crying at random moments in the evening and Die would none-too subtly wipe away his tears. After dinner we went to a park and bought ice cream cones, which Shukumei loved. In no time at all the little thing was tuckered out and barely able to walk from tiredness. Die carried her to the car and she fell asleep on the way back to the Andou residence. I let the two happy parents tuck her in her bed and then we sat in the living room for a good couple of hours, reflecting on things. Finally Die and Shinya decided to head to their bedroom when Die said, "Man, Shinya, I would gladly go fourteen years without sex as long as Shukumei's here with us!" That must have been a huge turn-on for Shinya because he looked at his lover dreamily and said, "Oh, Daisuke! We could be very quiet..." And then they were giggly heading down the hall. I chuckled to myself and heaved a contented sigh before promptly falling asleep on the couch.
I dreamed that Kyo and Gackt got married and somehow Kyo had a baby and they decided to move to the backwoods of North Carolina to raise the thing on a farm.
Needless to say, I awoke from that screaming bloody murder. I sighed and ran a hand through my hair, hoping I hadn't woken Shukumei.
"Shhh, you'll wake them, screaming like that."
I jumped and sat up, twisting around to see who was behind me. My mouth fell open in shock. "K-K-K-Kyo!?" I stammered.
He smirked and came around, plopping down on me and straddling my hips. And boy was he wearing a kinky little thing. Tiny leather shorts and fuck-me boots that came up to his mid thigh; leather straps that came across his chest in various places...complete with buckles, a studded collar, and black gloves that went past his elbows. He smelled good, too. My pants got really tight really fast. "Kyo, what're you--"
He slid his hands up my chest, arching his back like a cat. I nearly orgasmed at the sight. When his hands reached my shoulders he grabbed them and began rocking his hardened member into mine. I cried out, but he silenced me by covering my mouth with his. I moaned at the delicious friction and the feel of his velvety tongue sliding against mine. My hands found his back and I gently raked my nails over the flesh, causing him to arch even more. He broke the kiss and brought his mouth close to my ear. "I want you, baby," he cooed before licking my earlobe.
I shuddered at the contact. "You can have me," I breathed, turning my head so I could kiss his jawbone.
He faced me again, a smirk playing on his face. And then he captured my mouth with his again, his hands furiously pulling my shirt up. We broke apart momentarily so he could pull it off and then we were hungrily kissing again. We'd only had sex a few days ago, but it seemed like an eternity. I held the back of his neck, pulling him closer to myself, practically trying to swallow his delicious mouth. I was delighted when he moaned and rewarded me by pinching my nipple in between his thumb and index finger. I arched my back and broke the kiss to gasp out, "More!"
He reclaimed my lips and brought his hands down to my pants. He pulled them off with ease, the material scraping against my erection and causing me to yelp into his mouth. He continued to muffle my moans as his hands playfully jerked my manhood. I tried to tell him to go harder or faster or just to goddamn do something more than teasing me, but his mouth was devouring mine like I didn't know it could do. My hands swam in his hair and gently tugged now and then, begging him to give me release.
Finally he stopped his movements altogether and I was hit with cold air as he slid off of me. I panted and turned my head to watch him. He winked and undid the collar, dropping it to the floor. Next came the straps. Then the gloves. Then the boots. Finally he pulled down the shorts. Sure, I'd seen him many times before. He'd even done strip teases for me before. But this time I had to cram my fist into my mouth to keep from moaning.
He climbed back on top of me and gave me a quick kiss on the mouth. "I want to be seme this time," he whispered.
"Take me," I choked out, leaning forward to taste more of his delicious lips.
Our kiss didn't end until we were both out of breath. Then he threw my ankles up over his shoulders and softly suckled on my neck where my pulse was. I moaned. He knew that was my weak spot. His tongue darted out to touch the flesh and then he said, "Ready?"
"I'm always ready for you," I said huskily.
And the Cheesy Romance Award goes to...
He pushed into me and quickly covered my mouth with his when I screamed out. But for some reason there was no pain. I rocked my hips into him, encouraging him to keep moving. He took the hint and steadily pumped into me. We moved faster and faster, swallowing the noises each other made as we drew nearer and nearer to our peaks. "Kyo...Kyo..." I moaned out each time he pounded into me.
He moved faster and faster and I'd never felt so much pleasure in all my life. I knew right then I would give up my life for this moment as I reached my climax and came, screaming his name into the confines of his mouth. He slammed into me again and again and then released his warmth inside of me, throwing back his head and screaming out, "Gackt!"
My eyes shot open and I panted heavily, staring at the dark ceiling. I was sweating and my pants were warm and wet. I sat up quickly and found that I was still on the couch and Kyo was nowhere to be found.
It had been a dream.
A damn good one, too, until the very end.
I sighed and lay back, hoping I wouldn't have anymore dreams that night. I was getting tired of the Gackt x Kyo nightmares.
Go to Part 17.
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Notes: 1) So...Kaoru...is his decision good or bad? Frankly, he's finally reached a goddamn turning point in his character and way of life. It should become more and more clear what I'm trying to accomplish in the next chapter.
2) When Kyo calls Kaoru and says, "That's the first thing you ever said to me." That's 100% true. Go back to the first chapter of Hitched and you'll see. ^^
3) Heh. More Die and Shinya sex. XD
4) SHUKUMEEEEEEEEEI! She's BAAAAAAAAAACK! \^^/
5) Right. So the scene were Die and Shinya go running to Shukumei reminds me of a Hallmark commercial. <<;; Except it's better because it's DIE AND SHINYA! Right? ^^;;
6) Heh heh. Even more Die and Shinya sex. XD
7) Is it just me, or is the kinky outfit I put Kyo in reminiscent of something seek (Psycho le Cemu) once wore???
8) Poor Kaoru. It was only a dream. ;_; I wish I had dreams like that.
9) You know, this chapter seems so short to me. =_= I hope the lemon makes up for that a little bit.